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10-13-2006, 03:59 PM
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10-13-2006, 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by valkyrie
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You're old and not a member of a group that HT's.
99% of everyone hates you, and you need to stay out of HT's business and their member's lives. Even if you do know the HT Past International President and have a personal vendetta against one of that HT's members. That does not give you the right to try to have her her HT's pulled out one by one!
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10-13-2006, 04:06 PM
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wonder if any HTs have placed a chapter at any DeVry sites,
or have the guts to admit it?
One of these days the University of Phoenix will offer hair transplants
....perhaps one of the non-collegiate hens' clubs will
step up and offer HTs. Are there any male non-collegiate ones? I
know a few service clubs have HT chapters, but they have
not been very successful and do not have many satisfied customers.
Interesting...I counted potential sites for wanna be HTs in the
Denver area. Theoretically about 30 HT facilities could fill the bill if
no follicular requirements...but then, they could have one big citywide
transplant, servicing all who are hair-impaired...but would they count that as 30 or as one or fluctuate and how could they find a comb large enough for all this hair? They might even pass up The Hair Club for Men, Rogaine, or
Bad Toupees in numbers of hair enhancement procedures, never mind be they undergrad, grad, alum, extension, male, female, canine, feline, or what have you. This is getting kinda silly...but it s gittin' late...Cheers!
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A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed, concentric circles until it eventually flies up its own behind and poof! disappears forever....
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10-13-2006, 04:09 PM
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My friend valkyrie speaks the truth!  
I don't know about non-collegiates, but I know that I am very proud founding chapter member of LOCKS FOR LOVE! Even though it is a completely different process to join than HT, I still feel qualified to offer my opinion. After all, I am very close and personal friends with the Former Surgeon General who has said that HT will soon be available to all!
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10-13-2006, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by valkyrie
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I can't believe I read any of this shit show, but this was clearly the best post in the thread - good show, clownboat, good show.
EDIT: Edit. Awesome below too:
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Originally Posted by valkyrie
Before us who had no hair get all too puffed up, let us remind
you that we certainly had bald people who refused to mix with those who have hair. I recall in '56 the HT chapter got their panties all in a wad over Baldingham having a member with copious hair (I gave him my toupee). He
was a charmer, and now a multi-millionaire with flowing locks. But generally, the hair was gracious and soft, I am pleased to say.
Today, if we had a good transplant or a gentleman's hat that could cover a sizeable bald spot, perhaps
we would be right at home at The Hair Club (GO HT!) SHT founder
Cy Sperling told me by the time all the new-fangled hair-type things
came up we had already initiated an alopecian at IL Wesleyan
and wig-wearing woman at Illinois....so, we weren't necessarily entitled to beat
our chests...while this kinda ruffled my toupee, I was certainly
proud to hit the road for the Hair Transplantation Society and not have to ask if a
man was bald or whatever....(toupette) during the 50s.
It is too bad that we have taken a step backward with these old
methods of hair replacement, and we have lost a modicum of dignity and discretion.
So long as you let us old bastards rave on and on and do not ask from whence our shiny new hair has come, you might find
that within our harangues that there is something of substance and on our heads there is hair as pure as if we grew it ourselves.
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-RC
--Parody threads LOLO
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10-13-2006, 06:37 PM
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Well, I think Jessica Simpson has great hair, so I'm rooting for Jessica, even though I have no idea what salon that is or if you'd be a fit.
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