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Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek
lol
Yes! I’m just now waking up. I slept SO good. I mean, I thought I’d wake up to some kind of background noise, but instead * crickets *. Everyone’s gone, so I checked my phone and saw this text from my hubby. I laughed SO hard. I just cut and pasted his text below. HILARIOUS!
Hey babe,
Took the kids out for breakfast and to the mall to ride the rides since you were still in a coma. I tried waking you, but you didn’t budge, and for a second, I thought I was gonna have to start making some phone calls. Even put my finger under your nose to check if you were still with us. Scared me half to death. Good news, you’re alive. Bad news, I think I aged five years. Hope you’re well-rested.
Love you
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LMAO @ putting his finger under your nose. I hollered!
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Originally Posted by Zach
The part about women constantly observing and judging their man is very true. Instead of working through issues, they silently form opinions and let anger and resentment grow until they check out emotionally and leave. That’s why a lot of men get blindsided by divorce. They didn’t even know their wife had been keeping score the whole time.
Your last line about choosing not to get married is the real punchline. You clearly understand that modern marriage is a raw deal for men, and a lot of dudes (not just you) are choosing to avoid the risks altogether. Smart move on your part.
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Yeah, that’s that ESP shit. I’m not a mind reader. I hate it when chicks put that mind reading bs into everything. TALK! Tell me WTF is wrong? Like I’m supposed to automatically know what’s on her mind.
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