Dear child's school:
Why must there be so many forms for me to fill out? Good thing I looked over them and realized I did not sign the back of the one of the four pages.
Dear child:
you will rock as a fifth grader!!! I know you love your braids, but PLEASE stop flinging them around. I can't believe you are in fifth grade already!

Daddy is looking down on you and he can't believe it either. We are so proud of you. But lose the attitude, offspring. I can and will take you out if need be. I love you...