Corrupt-A-Wish

[AnatraAmore]

Granted, but they then decide they don't need you and so, they take all of your belongings and move out. (Leaving you with an empty, clean house... which might be what you want...)


I wish that it would be warm in New England all year.

[Fleur de Lis]

Granted, but global warming would force it underwater.

I wish people on GC didn't waste so much time fighting.

[honeychile]

Granted, but some people aren't happy unless they're arguing with others.


I wish someone would change my bed with freshly washed & ironed sheets every day.

[JennRN]

granted, but your bed will be short-sheeted everytime you get into it.

I wish Taco Bell had delivery service

[SWTXBelle]

granted, but you will gain twenty pounds.

I wish someone would buy my house.

[AnatraAmore]

Granted, but you then end up homeless living in a cardboard box condo...

I wish that lesson plans weren't such a pain to write.

[tld221]

granted, but now your new pain is watching that Britney debaucle over and over.

i wish i had a real job. not this temp bs.