What crazy or fucked up dates have you gone on? Any kind of date. Single or double. Blind date. Even professional or platonic dates, like the first time you did dinner with a new friend or ate lunch with a new boss. Whatever.
Last weekend, I went out to dinner with the most gluttonous person I've ever met! She's a friend of mine, and I've always known that she was very fond of food, but not to this extent. I've known her for about 6 months, I asked her why did it take her 6 months before she invited me to dinner or whatever. She said, that I didn't eat enough, and that I would embarrass her and waste her money.
Anyway, we went to Red Lobster, not crazy about the restaurant, but I love their cheddar garlic bisuits and she paid for my dinner. As the biscuits arrived, it occured to me that I forgot to wash my hands. When I came back from the restroom, ALL of the biscuits were gone.

She ate all of them.

I told our server that we needed more. My friend insisted that the server should bring back two baskets of biscuits, one for her and one for me. When we got our baskets, she ate up all of her basket. I ate only one or two, since I didn't want to get too full before my dinner came out. So, she ate the reamaining biscuits in my basket. In other words, she ate THREE baskets of biscuits, and that was before we even got our dinner! When we were done she LITERALLY could not stand up after 10 minutes that she was so full.
The whole time she talked about food or stories related to eating. On the car ride to the restaurant, at the restaurant, and the car ride home. She kept talking about a bag of cookies she took home from a party, that she was going to eat all of them once she got home. A couple of people called her on her cell phone, all of the conversations had to do something with food. She talked about how she eat so much sometimes that she throws up, and I'm not talking about bulemic style, I'm talking about from overeating. My friend said that she and her family get kicked out of buffets sometimes because they go there for lunch, camp out at the table for several hours, and then eat dinner.
I have a rule that no one can eat in my car. Well, she had leftovers, and got hungry again on the way home. When we got only four blocks, and I mean literally four blocks away from her apartment, she whipped out her food and started eating. She said, "I'm sorry girl, I just couldn't help myself".
She is blessed to have a lightning speed metabolism. You would think that she's extremely overweight, but she's just a little "healthy", not close to being obese at all. I'm 98% sure that she doesn't have an eating disorder, and she claims that she doesn't smoke weed. I think her attitude was passed on from her family. People from my dad's side of the family are similar, but not that bad.