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This is a true story.
So I met this guy from online and we went out to one of my favorite areas of the city to take a first date (Friendship Heights -- there's a Borders, movie theater, upscale shopping, and both Maggiano's and Cheesecake factory -- just good places to walk and talk and eat)
Problem number one....his breath was SOOOOOOOOO BAD! Like, I seriously thought he had some kind of illness it was so bad.
Second problem.... his bottom teeth were sooooooo bad. Bad teeth made me want to gag worse than bad breath.
Other problems.... he wasn't "out" but was in a gay fraternity. I was like ummmm that makes no sense. He also was SO CLOSETED that he would log into that same dating site and tell people that they shouldn't besmirch the name of his school by putting it in the profile.
Major douche.
He's also in an NPHC frat which rhymes with Shmiota. Which should have been a deal breaker off the top, but alas....
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