Hair transplants... - Page 8

greekalum · #**106** 10-13-2006, 05:38 PM

Oh, please. The fact that adult hair transplants exist is not ritual! JimBob posts new adult hair transplants in his bi-monthly newsletter, "HairDid Doings."

And your organization's newsletter wrote a whole article about adult hair transplants! How can it be ritual??

AChiOhSnap · #**107** 10-13-2006, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by greekalum

OOH I LOVE ONYX it is my birthstone I hope you get a HT soon! Just because you are an otherkin and did not fit in with any of the HT women in college does not mean you will not fit right in with the older HT women in your community!!!!

Greekalum, not only am I an otherkin but I FOUNDED the otherkin community!

It's a big secret, but I'm part unicorn on my father's side!

Want to go to convention with me next month?

Drolefille · #**108** 10-13-2006, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by 33girl

I will pay for a free hair transplant for the first person who can explain this sentence to me.

People will NOT treat you with respect if you come in here with some wild story about how you're the Mother of All Things and everyone better wear a sweater.

/persona off
You will not be respected if you act like you are everybody's mother and tell them to put a sweater on just because you're cold too.

Um...

You will not be respected if you act like you're better than everyone else and then try to make everyone else agree with you?

greekalum · #**109** 10-13-2006, 05:44 PM

That is so awesome! I wish there was a hair transplant group whose mascot was the unicorn!

valkyrie · #**110** 10-13-2006, 05:50 PM

WELL opinions are like asses, right we all have one!

valkyrie · #**111** 10-13-2006, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by valkyrie

WELL opinions are like asses, right we all have one!

Before us who had no hair get all too puffed up, let us remind
you that we certainly had bald people who refused to mix with those who have hair. I recall in '56 the HT chapter got their panties all in a wad over Baldingham having a member with copious hair (I gave him my toupee). He
was a charmer, and now a multi-millionaire with flowing locks. But generally, the hair was gracious and soft, I am pleased to say.
Today, if we had a good transplant or a gentleman's hat that could cover a sizeable bald spot, perhaps
we would be right at home at The Hair Club (GO HT!) SHT founder
Cy Sperling told me by the time all the new-fangled hair-type things
came up we had already initiated an alopecian at IL Wesleyan
and wig-wearing woman at Illinois....so, we weren't necessarily entitled to beat
our chests...while this kinda ruffled my toupee, I was certainly
proud to hit the road for the Hair Transplantation Society and not have to ask if a
man was bald or whatever....(toupette) during the 50s.
It is too bad that we have taken a step backward with these old
methods of hair replacement, and we have lost a modicum of dignity and discretion.
So long as you let us old bastards rave on and on and do not ask from whence our shiny new hair has come, you might find
that within our harangues that there is something of substance and on our heads there is hair as pure as if we grew it ourselves.

KSig RC · #**112** 10-13-2006, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by valkyrie

Some of you are HYPOCRATES and your self importantness is underwhelming.

Hair transplants are for everyone and they will be discussed here no matter what you or anyone else thinks of it!!!

I can't believe I read any of this shit show, but this was clearly the best post in the thread - good show, clownboat, good show.

EDIT: Edit. Awesome below too:

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Originally Posted by valkyrie

Before us who had no hair get all too puffed up, let us remind
you that we certainly had bald people who refused to mix with those who have hair. I recall in '56 the HT chapter got their panties all in a wad over Baldingham having a member with copious hair (I gave him my toupee). He
was a charmer, and now a multi-millionaire with flowing locks. But generally, the hair was gracious and soft, I am pleased to say.
Today, if we had a good transplant or a gentleman's hat that could cover a sizeable bald spot, perhaps
we would be right at home at The Hair Club (GO HT!) SHT founder
Cy Sperling told me by the time all the new-fangled hair-type things
came up we had already initiated an alopecian at IL Wesleyan
and wig-wearing woman at Illinois....so, we weren't necessarily entitled to beat
our chests...while this kinda ruffled my toupee, I was certainly
proud to hit the road for the Hair Transplantation Society and not have to ask if a
man was bald or whatever....(toupette) during the 50s.
It is too bad that we have taken a step backward with these old
methods of hair replacement, and we have lost a modicum of dignity and discretion.
So long as you let us old bastards rave on and on and do not ask from whence our shiny new hair has come, you might find
that within our harangues that there is something of substance and on our heads there is hair as pure as if we grew it ourselves.

-RC
--Parody threads LOLO

Sister Havana · #**113** 10-13-2006, 06:37 PM

Well, I think Jessica Simpson has great hair, so I'm rooting for Jessica, even though I have no idea what salon that is or if you'd be a fit.

DSTCHAOS · #**114** 10-13-2006, 06:45 PM

*sound the trumpets*

Some of you all are really rude to each other and I wonder how some of you get off telling others to "bite them" like you're ravishing animals.

I'm suspending this thread in space and time for a few days until the anger dies down and cooler heads prevail. I will release this thread from suspended animation when I feel as if both sides of this HOT BUTTON TOPIC can be heard without anyone feeling slighted or personally attacked.

Synchronize watches...thread suspension...begins...NOW!!!!

greekalum · #**115** 10-13-2006, 07:00 PM

Stop getting your panties in a wad!

If internet discussion of certain topics is a "hot button" for certain Hair Transplantors, then they should have a policy on it.

I feel that certain folks have greatly exaggerated how some transplant societies feel about adult hair transplants being discussed on the internet. Are they speaking for the society or just for themselves?

If it was that important, the salon would have a policy.

DSTCHAOS · #**116** 10-13-2006, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by greekalum

Stop getting your panties in a wad!

If internet discussion of certain topics is a "hot button" for certain Hair Transplantors, then they should have a policy on it.

I feel that certain folks have greatly exaggerated how some transplant societies feel about adult hair transplants being discussed on the internet. Are they speaking for the society or just for themselves?

If it was that important, the salon would have a policy.

How dare you defy the laws of the universe and post in a thread that has been SUSPENDED.IN.SPACE.AND.TIME.

I am the authority on all things hair transplantoraty. Now BEAT IT, like you're wearing a glitter glove and a red biker jacket.

AXO Alum · #**117** 10-13-2006, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by DSTCHAOS

*sound the trumpets*

Some of you all are really rude to each other and I wonder how some of you get off telling others to "bite them" like you're ravishing animals.

Did I read some where that you are a National Officer of your organization? Ah, I think you may have posted that somewhere. So you should be careful about acting all high & mighty - You know that there are people that valkyrie is talking about that knows about people getting all puffed up about the HT situation. Or are you as impotent & selfless as You proclaim to Be?

ACHIOSnap - you have made me so happy that you have chosen to join the journey. Maybe Xylo can help us both find the right place where we will fit in & fulfill our dreams of HT.

I want my jewel to be the Tiger Eye - because its the eye of the tiger (dun-dundundun-dundundun-dundundunnnn-theeyeofthetiger-dundundun-dundundun-dundundunnnn) - can't wait to get my badge!

As for shoes - I cannot wear Uggs (which is short for UGGLY) nor Crocs. And those socky things with the rubber grips - uh, no. I prefer socks though - especially with flip flops. My cousin Hickey bought me some socks once that are a different color for each toe. With those bloody white flip flops he gave me, I am stylin at my finest. Every time I wear those with my princess costume & take out my Cabbage Patch Doll, I feel like I am queen of the world. And people like me - I know that they do.

So forget you, Crazy Larry's - there are plenty of hair salons on my list that I am shopping around for that will be the best fit for me. I especially love the newest one I found who has Rapunzel for their spokesmodel & one of their members. I always check out the famous HT clients online so I will know which ones have the most popular clients. That is very important to me in finding a HT salon that fits with fulfilling my lifelong journey.

So since I am a Disney freak, I will name my current top 5 with Princess names:

Jasmine - goodness, who couldn't love this place! I mean I think that I fulfill all their criteria, and I do a lot of work for the people that they specifically cater to (even though its not something that I personally have knowledge of) - especially when I help my cousin Hickey deliver guns to people like them. He says that some people can't go into the Wal-Marts or gun shows to buy guns for themselves, so he does it for them. He is such a good guy.

Snow White - let's just say the whiter the better - I think that having pale skin & black hair is just so awesome & I would love to call myself a Snow White client. Plus their company's colors are awesome - black & white!!! Couldn't you just die?!

Cinderella - okay, so they got a few mice running around, and some crazy ass skinny guy calling himself the Fairy God-daddy (my cousin Hickey says that means it is probably a good salon) who makes all HT candidates dreams come true. I am so excited because I have put a lot of service work into working with animals, and mice just never seem to come out on top. Its sad really. So I am super excited about this place.

Aurora (aka, Sleeping Beauty - yes, she does have a real name) - OMG talk about a dream I've always wanted - this place is to die for & I think everyone searching for HT should come here first. They are the best & even though they cost more money than I have, my cousin Hickey says he can make me a loan and that I can work off the money by meeting some friends of his at the motel a couple of nights a week. He says that I can do that undercovers work he sometimes does - I think that would be so exciting since I've always wanted to be a police officer.

Belle - I mean they actually use The Beast as their mascot because they have such a successful HT business. I can't imagine having such beautiful hair like the Beast & maybe even get my nails done like his. But I don't want to get ahead of myself. I know that is a lot to hope for, but I can always hope, right?!

So that is the update for now. Thank you again for all of your help, everybody! I am so excited about my journey & fulfilling my dream!!

DSTCHAOS · #**118** 10-13-2006, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by AXO Alum

Did I read some where that you are a National Officer of your organization? Ah, I think you may have posted that somewhere. So you should be careful about acting all high & mighty - You know that there are people that valkyrie is talking about that knows about people getting all puffed up about the HT situation. Or are you as impotent & selfless as You proclaim to Be?

Some of you act like you don't believe in unicorns and the mystical powers they grant the residents of sleepy college towns.

I have not been granted the full gift of impotency quite yet but rest assure that I'm as impotent and selfless as the powers that be have made me be. How did this HT topic become about me, anyway? I just wanted everyone to play nice. I know people take HT seriously and I am just warning you all that a lot of puppies have cried and died as a result of this thread. HT should never hurt puppies. Never.

"Until you do right by HT, everything you even THINK about is going to fail." ~Miss Celie

texas*princess · #**119** 10-13-2006, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by adpiucf

I think we should encourage her if it is her dream.

Didn't people support you when you had your eyebrows waxed? Is this not the SAME thing?!?

I know the former Surgeon General PERSONALLY. She told me that everyone should be able to get hair transplants, regardless of how old they are.

Or what about the time one of your sisters had her eyebrows tattooed on? It's not her fault she was born with sparse 'brows. Let her fulfill her dream and stop hating!

tunatartare · #**120** 10-13-2006, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by texas*princess

Or what about the time one of your sisters had her eyebrows tattooed on? It's not her fault she was born with sparse 'brows. Let her fulfill her dream and stop hating!

Actually, it is. If she were meant to have nice, bushy but not too thick eyebrows, then it would've happened. No sense in trying to chase a dream that was clearly never meant to be. All you can get out of it will ever be, at most, second best.