Open Letter 8

[SKEEphistAKAte]

Originally Posted by ladygreek

yeah Chaos, I am post stalking you, because I know that wherever you post the thread is worth reading.

Skee, do you really believe that a pro football player is actually on facebook looking for dates, especially the night before the biggest game of his career? I mean you are one beautiful young lady, but if a Patriot or a Giant is doing that, then trust is a someone on the practice squad pretending to be a regular player.

And if this is credible, I would be leery of why he is on facebook soliciting.

I have three friends on the team. I am absolutely certain that he is who he says he is. It's been confirmed

ETA: There are alot of fake "celebs" on facebook too. Somebody was pretending to be one of my friends, lol. If I didn't know for sure that this guy is really himself, I wouldn't believe it either.

Also, there are a lot of young professional athletes on facebook. I think it is mainly because facebook started out as an online community for college students. When I joined the site a year or so ago, you had to have a university email address to become a member. So most of the young professional athletes who are members of the site now have probably been on there since they were just college students (1-2 years ago). It's not like Michael Jordan or Tiger Woods (or Oprah as somebody said) up and joined facebook and is on there trolling for chicks.

[RedefinedDiva]

Dear Soror Twin,

Can I roll with you? How can I be down?


Sincerely,

Your seriously single, stuck in No Man Land, Louisiana, Soror Twin

[DSTCHAOS]

Originally Posted by ladygreek

yeah Chaos, I am post stalking you, because I know that wherever you post the thread is worth reading.

That's funny because I've been post stalking YOU for years.

[jitterbug13]

Dear Sistergreek RD and Soror OhSoFly,

I can't vouch for the football players. I don't know them personally. Acutally, my folks are trying to hook me up with one. And the RSVP was due today and I don't know how I will sneak in two people that no one knows. But I will try.

Dear Soror NiaX,

If Tiki hadn't talk junk about Eli and the coach the beginning of the season, he would have been alright. I bet he's trying to quit NBC News now so he can play next season (in the hopes that the Giants repeat).

JB13

[jitterbug13]

Dear RD,

Can you come to SC two weeks from Saturday? My cousin is marrying a Bears player who is on special teams. There should be some NFL players there.

JB13

[OOhsoflyDELTA#9]

Originally Posted by jitterbug13

Dear RD,

Can you come to SC two weeks from Saturday? My cousin is marrying a Bears player who is on special teams. There should be some NFL players there.

JB13

Umm Soror...I dunno if RD can come through but hey your soror in the Queen City can DEFINITELY make it...I need a venue with some eligible bachelors....

[RedefinedDiva]

Originally Posted by jitterbug13

Dear RD,

Can you come to SC two weeks from Saturday? My cousin is marrying a Bears player who is on special teams. There should be some NFL players there.

JB13

Dear Jitterbug,

Thanks for the invite! I might take you up on that offer. I was in Columbia, SC last weekend during the primaries and it's a pretty nice place. I was thinking about a move there if I can find a job. But, um.... let me know more about these footballers...

RD

[jitterbug13]

^^^
LOL!!!! You haven't tried hanging out at Bank of America stadium?

To Bill Belechek (sp), Tom Brady and Tiki Barber,

AIN'T KARMA A B**CH!!!!

[NiaX]

Originally Posted by jitterbug13

^^^
LOL!!!! You haven't tried hanging out at Bank of America stadium?

To Bill Belechek (sp), Tom Brady and Tiki Barber,

AIN'T KARMA A B**CH!!!!

Dear Soror,

Please try to refrain from speaking ill of my *sniff sniff* retired hubby.

Sisterly,
Mrs. Barber


























*jokes folks.. but wooo he could tackle me to make sure he still got the skills*

[1908Revelations]

^^^AMEN!!!

Dear New England Patriots,
Yeah, you had a good year and all. But I am SOOO glad you did not win another superbowl. Nothing against you personally. But wow! To go the whole season undefeated but not win in the superbowl....

Dear New York Giants,
You have officially caused one of the greatest upsets in superbowl history. To beat an undefeated team has put you among the ranks of the best. Way to go!

[9dstpm]

Dear New England Patriots:

Too bad, so sad that you didn't get to have your "perfect" season. Cheaters NEVER win!!

Still LMAO at the Giant Upset,

9dstpm


Dear Jacksonville Jaguars:

I can't wait until September. You will have a new little fan on opening day. I will be at the stadium with my teal and black on with my little one (who will be about 6 mos old) strapped in a Snugli and cheering from the family section. I'm not happy about ya'll raising your ticket prices, but that's OK. Ya'll still my team.

Saving my pennies for tickets,

9dstpm


Dear Dennis:

I watched "Breach" over the weekend. It was a good movie even though you were seen for only 15 minutes total. You looked good, but I kept wondering when you were going to take that trench coat off. You were inside for 2 of your scenes. Was it cold at the FBI office? Did you have somewhere to go when you finished your scenes? It looked like you had a really nice outfit on under the coat, but it just kept getting in the way. You know I like to look at you. By the way, how are you keeping busy during the writer's strike? I'm all bored at home. You could at least offer me a ride in your hybrid convertible that only like 24 other people in the world have. Until you come over, I'll keep myself busy watching your other movies like "Heat" and "Random Hearts".

Still your biggest fan,

9dstpm

[OOhsoflyDELTA#9]

^^^^^^Soror, your letters to Dennis kill me...too funny!!!!!

[crimsonspark2]

Dear Neighbors in My Complex,

Could you PLEASE stop parking your oversized vehicles in spaces that are clearly marked compact? Or if you're going to drive a big body, at the very least learn how to drive and park it. I'm tired of coming home and not being able to park because you've taken up two spaces or you've parked so close to the line that it's hard for me to get in. I am two seconds away from saying forget it and squeezing my little Focus into that tight space. If your vehicle just happens to get scratched in the process of me getting into/out of my space (which could very well happen), well those are the breaks. Maybe that will help you to learn to be more considerate of others who just want to park, go into their home, and relax after a long day.

Neighborly,

crimsonspark2

[Velocity_14]

Dear devil,

You WILL NOT win. And just for the record, you are STILL my foot stool...so thanks!

~V14~