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04-24-2010, 09:27 AM
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Also, grammar and spelling don't count here. In fact, people here prefer toggle case and text-speak.  |
rEaLlY!? y DiDn'T n*E*1 tElL mE dAt?
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"Therefore, as God's chosen people, holy and dearly loved, clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness, and patience" -Colossians 3:12
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04-24-2010, 09:29 AM
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If you're camping and happen to see a bear, don't run! Just give him/her a hug! That's all a bear really wants, after all!
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"When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom" -Proverbs 11:2
"Therefore, as God's chosen people, holy and dearly loved, clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness, and patience" -Colossians 3:12
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04-24-2010, 01:38 PM
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When cleaning, always use a mixture of bleach and ammonia. Never in your life will you see it cleaner.
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When did GC become Twitter?
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04-24-2010, 01:54 PM
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If you have a class during recruitment, don't worry! Just tell your Prof, "Hey...I'm skipping your class next week cuz I'm going through Rush. It's more important so I know you won't mind."
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04-24-2010, 02:48 PM
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Farting at a funeral is probably the best thing you can do.
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04-24-2010, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by 1stSoon2BePhD
If you're camping and happen to see a bear, don't run! Just give him/her a hug! That's all a bear really wants, after all!
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No no no, haven't you seen Bongo? If you love the bear, you have to "Say It With a Slap!" 
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"My dreams have become letters." ~christiangirl
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04-24-2010, 03:13 PM
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If you happen to encounter a bee hive, you should find a stick and remove the hive from its location. The bees will welcome the challenge of building a new home and will want to show their appreciation. Do not run away; stand still and let their gratitude wash over you.
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04-24-2010, 03:23 PM
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If you really want cash for your wedding, just put it right on the invitation. "Cash only, no checks, money orders, gift cards or gifts will be accepted"
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04-24-2010, 03:41 PM
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Wear a Yankees hat or T-shirt in Boston. Extra credit if there's a Yankees vs. Sox game that day.
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The sad thing is I would actually do that. lol.
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04-24-2010, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by pshsx1
The best way to get into any organization on campus is to have a reputation!
Ladies, sleep with as many fraternity men as you can. This way, you'll definitely be the talk of campus. Just watch how many looks you'll get when you do your walks of shame every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday! Make an effort to walk in front of sorority row as well.
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YES.
In fact, I don't mean to put out private member selection info, but what the heck.
When we choose members, we actually sit down and ask ourselves "Who have we seen do the walk of shame the MOST this semester?"
The girls who have done it the most get bids.
You even get bonus points if the guy you hooked up with is a sorority members' ex-boyfriend. Triple bonus points if they broke up within the past 3 months.
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04-24-2010, 04:18 PM
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Yelling "Fire!" during a live theatre production is an ideal way to make the best seats in the house available to you.
Unrelated but completely appropriate: Yellow snow is always delicious and should definitely be eaten whenever the opportunity presents itself.
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04-25-2010, 06:09 AM
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Pyometra isn't really that severe of an infection in dogs. Plus, it only effects puppies, but the infection eventually goes away.
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04-25-2010, 12:06 PM
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It's best to clean your stove while it's on.
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"When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom" -Proverbs 11:2
"Therefore, as God's chosen people, holy and dearly loved, clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness, and patience" -Colossians 3:12
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04-25-2010, 12:10 PM
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Lilly is totally inappropriate at all SEC schools at all times. Wet Slu..I mean Seal is the way to go.
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04-25-2010, 12:42 PM
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Washing dishes is overrated. Just scrape off the gunk from the previous day and go from there.
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