In this thread, we give random incorrect advice.
 

When accepting a business card in Japan, you should grab it with one hand and stick it in your pocket without looking at it.

When attending a professional football game at Heinz Field, you should dress entirely in orange and brown and tell all the people sitting near you how psyched you are to be in the "Dawg House."

If you have a bloody nose, you should immediately tilt your head back.

When visiting the Alamo, you should openly lament to the Daughters of the Republic of Texas that Sam Houston's army won the Battle of San Jacinto.

Feel free to wear a Duke t-shirt when walking through the University of Kentucky campus. No one will give a crap. Really.

During rush, ask the chapter how much of your dues goes towards the "slush fund".

You don't need to wash your hands after handling raw chicken. Just lick 'em off.

When coming to Penn State, make fun of Joe Pa liberally, loudly, and in the middle of Beaver Avenue. You'll make tons of friends.

Ask your boss if you could just get paid for, or take your allotment of sick days as paid time off because a sick day is just like a vacation day. Explain to her that if you are sick you usually just come in to the office and meet with your clients anyways because it doesn't really affect the quality of your work whether you are healthy or sick....much. Oh and ask her to explain that "billable time" thing...again.

Does this thread get stickied, too? :D

OMG I can't stand the sound of people licking their fingers. Ew ew ew!!

Hahaha that's the part that freaked you out? Not the raw chicken part??