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04-24-2010, 04:55 AM
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The best way to get into any organization on campus is to have a reputation!
Ladies, sleep with as many fraternity men as you can. This way, you'll definitely be the talk of campus. Just watch how many looks you'll get when you do your walks of shame every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday! Make an effort to walk in front of sorority row as well. [Add pink sequined panty hose when you go out if at an SEC school.]
Gentlemen, throw gentlemanly behavior out the window! If you want to truly be a frat boy, you have to be as frat-tastic as possible. Be sure to use bro and brah all the time during recruitment. Also, since you have little time to meet all of the bromies, you can shorten the word "fraternity" down to "frat." Every second counts. When as parties, be sure to be the most obnoxiously drunk guy at the party. If you can completely let yourself go and have a great time at a frat party, it really says a lot to the bro-hood.
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04-24-2010, 09:16 AM
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10 to 1 that eventually someone picks a fight in this thread because they think that someone's bad advice is actually good advice.
Also, grammar and spelling don't count here. In fact, people here prefer toggle case and text-speak. 
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04-24-2010, 09:18 AM
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Its perfectly fine to stick your hand down the disposal, dont worry bout it. Its also fine to use a knife to pry your toast out of the toaster, thats a myth. 
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04-24-2010, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by AlphaFrog
Also, grammar and spelling don't count here. In fact, people here prefer toggle case and text-speak. |
rEaLlY!? y DiDn'T n*E*1 tElL mE dAt?
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04-24-2010, 04:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pshsx1
The best way to get into any organization on campus is to have a reputation!
Ladies, sleep with as many fraternity men as you can. This way, you'll definitely be the talk of campus. Just watch how many looks you'll get when you do your walks of shame every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday! Make an effort to walk in front of sorority row as well.
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YES.
In fact, I don't mean to put out private member selection info, but what the heck.
When we choose members, we actually sit down and ask ourselves "Who have we seen do the walk of shame the MOST this semester?"
The girls who have done it the most get bids.
You even get bonus points if the guy you hooked up with is a sorority members' ex-boyfriend. Triple bonus points if they broke up within the past 3 months.
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