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06-26-2007, 12:17 PM
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Granted, you can fly, but you are constantly getting pelted with birdy poop.
I wish for a time machine to go back and re-do all of the fun stuff I have encountered 
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06-26-2007, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by FHwku
big party, and everybody brought their cups, but nobody pitched in.
i wish i could fly.
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granted but you can only do so 2 feet from the ground.
I wish for 3 more wishes
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06-26-2007, 12:19 PM
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hahaha this is too fun. 
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06-26-2007, 12:20 PM
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Granted, except the 3 other wishes can only involve chitlins and dog crap.
I wish I had a better paying job.
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06-26-2007, 12:23 PM
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Granted, except the 3 other wishes can only involve chitlins and dog crap.
I wish I had a better paying job.
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granted...but it's sorting out the crap from the chitlins and mixing it with the dog crap...for 10 hrs a day 6 days a week....no breath mask is provided
i wish I could go to the movies for free this summer
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06-26-2007, 12:30 PM
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Granted but they're running Gigli only all summer long
I wish for my degree without having to work for it.
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06-26-2007, 12:32 PM
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Granted but they're running Gigli only all summer long
I wish for my degree without having to work for it.
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granted but it's in Physical education and the only job you find only pays $20000 a year in a po dunk town at the edge of Idaho, so you are forced to moonlight in a KFC.
I wish I could go to the SUper Bowl
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06-26-2007, 12:33 PM
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Granted, but the degree is from the Earp Institiution for Higher Learning and BACs.
I wish I had more vacation time.
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06-26-2007, 12:37 PM
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He gets to go to the Super Bowl, but it's after the game is over
She gets more vacation time, but has to spend it in the company basement.
I wish for a nap.
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06-26-2007, 12:39 PM
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He gets to go to the Super Bowl, but it's after the game is over
She gets more vacation time, but has to spend it in the company basement.
I wish for a nap.
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Granted but you have nightmares of both of us and you slip into a coma
I wish for a new pc
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06-26-2007, 12:41 PM
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Granted, but it only has 5 KB of memory, and it can't be upgraded.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of DD iced coffee.
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06-26-2007, 12:45 PM
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Granted, but it only has 5 KB of memory, and it can't be upgraded.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of DD iced coffee.
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granted....but the FDA bans it from the US and you are now a fugitive.
I wish I was on vacation right now with sunny weather, no rain, and enough money to get me thru the week...no kids and a bunch of beautiful women to serve me...with a plane ticket to get back....in Jamaica.
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06-26-2007, 12:47 PM
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i'll do this one, too, since it got skipped.
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Granted, you can fly, but you are constantly getting pelted with birdy poop.
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TA DA! the 2nd time around was WAY worse. and some of it leaves you with feelings of shame and regret.
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granted....but the FDA bans it from the US and you are now a fugitive.
I wish I was on vacation right now with sunny weather, no rain, and enough money to get me thru the week...no kids and a bunch of beautiful women to serve me...with a plane ticket to get back....in Jamaica.
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you get arrested in Jamaica and due to a computer error, stay in jail for 6 months.
i wish i had some ribs.
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06-26-2007, 12:52 PM
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i'll do this one, too, since it got skipped.
TA DA! the 2nd time around was WAY worse. and some of it leaves you with feelings of shame and regret.
you get arrested in Jamaica and due to a computer error, stay in jail for 6 months.
i wish i had some ribs.
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granted but they are underdone and u get e coli poisoning and mudbutt
I iwsh I started this thread
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06-26-2007, 12:54 PM
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Granted, but then you get banned from GC.
I wish I was 18 again.
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