Open Letter 8

[jojapeach]

Originally Posted by TonyB06

...how many national championships, or even national championship appearances does Georgia have in the last 10 years?

go pet that ugly, overweight, slobbering mascot of yalls and sit down somewhere.

..and if we win this game, don't let me catch you nowhere near GC. it will not be pretty. I promise.

Dear TonyB06:

I'd rather have a winning record in Bowl Games than two consecutive national championship DEFEATS. The one good thing I can say about OSU is that OSU has been quite successful at proving how excellent SEC teams are.

Don't talk about our dearly departed UGA VI like that! That was a damn good dog. RIP He was “A BIG DOG FOR A BIG JOB, AND HE HANDLED IT WELL.” What can you say about a buckeye? " It sat there"?

PS Keep emphasizing "if" in regards to winning the game. The Trojans are gonna tear you lil nutty Buckeyes a new one.

PPS I'll have love for you during and after the season, but UGA VII will still laugh at you.

[TonyB06]

Originally Posted by jojapeach

Dear TonyB06:

I'd rather have a winning record in Bowl Games than two consecutive national championship DEFEATS. The one good thing I can say about OSU is that OSU has been quite successful at proving how excellent SEC teams are.

Don't talk about our dearly departed UGA VI like that! That was a damn good dog. RIP He was “A BIG DOG FOR A BIG JOB, AND HE HANDLED IT WELL.” What can you say about a buckeye? " It sat there"?

PS Keep emphasizing "if" in regards to winning the game. The Trojans are gonna tear you lil nutty Buckeyes a new one.

PPS I'll have love for you during and after the season, but UGA VII will still laugh at you.

Did she say winning records in Bowl games? is that's what it's come to? ....it's about Rings, Championship Hardware, like 2002. (I'll wait here why you go hit up Google and see who won. lol) Go have Georgia actually win something, then I can keep a straight face while we holla about this.

I can't believe you brought a picture of that ugly azz, Turner & Hooch-lookin dog up in here. ...UGA, huh? well, they dayum sure named him right, that's for sure. lol

And last I looked, USC wasn't no where near Georgia, anyway, so why is you frontin' so hard.

[DivineDiva47]

Originally Posted by jitterbug13

Dear unknown member of XYZ Sorority, Inc.,

It's good to have pride in your sorority, but do you have to paint your car in the sorority colors? On top of that, you have the sticker on your car, the license plate border and THE STATE ISSUED LICENSE PLATE!!!! I've bet you have the front plate, the (color) and (color) seats and the car rugs too.

I have family members and friends who are proud members of your sorority, but they do not have their cars color-coordinated. And I not the only one who is wondering about your car. Grandma Jitterbug has also seen your car and has mentioned it. So if Grandma is talking about how tacky it is, you know a whole lot of other people are. The next time I see your car at the parking lot of the shopping center where Curves is, your car may wind up on Funny Greek Stuff Around The World on Facebook.

Signed,
JB13, simple Delta

LOLOL and when you post it please send me a note on FB...LOL!

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally Posted by jitterbug13

Dear unknown member of XYZ Sorority, Inc.,

It's good to have pride in your sorority, but do you have to paint your car in the sorority colors? On top of that, you have the sticker on your car, the license plate border and THE STATE ISSUED LICENSE PLATE!!!! I've bet you have the front plate, the (color) and (color) seats and the car rugs too.

I have family members and friends who are proud members of your sorority, but they do not have their cars color-coordinated. And I not the only one who is wondering about your car. Grandma Jitterbug has also seen your car and has mentioned it. So if Grandma is talking about how tacky it is, you know a whole lot of other people are. The next time I see your car at the parking lot of the shopping center where Curves is, your car may wind up on Funny Greek Stuff Around The World on Facebook.

Signed,
JB13, simple Delta

Why didn't you just name the organization?

[jitterbug13]

Dear Sistergreek jojapeach,

It didn't dawn on me to take a picture of the car until today. I've seen the car several times. Next time that car is parked in front of T-Mobile, it's on!

JB13

[jitterbug13]

Dear Soror DD,

I sure will let you know! But first I need to find you on FB! PM me and you can finally see the pictures we took at National Convention!

Soror JB13

[Senusret I]

Dear Everybody on GC:

Please help me keep my job as a fundraiser and make a donation to our Help the Homeless Walkathon team: http://www.helpthehomelessdc.org/goto/DamienMinistries

If you're in the DC area, please be sure to click JOIN TEAM.

Thank you!
Senusret I

[Still BLUTANG]

JB,

if that car is a ford ?taurus / tempo? then LAWDY i know what you're talking about. it has road-tripped to fayetteville, nc on occasion. LOL.

either way, please take a pic so we can all laugh.

[jitterbug13]

Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4

Why didn't you just name the organization?

Dear Soror CT4,

I did not want to upset or shock any of the members of the sorority. But I can give you a hint. Go to the South Carolina Department of Motor Vehicles website. Find the specality tags. See which D9 greeks have tags. Rule out Delta and you'll get your answer.

Originally Posted by Still BLUTANG

JB,

if that car is a ford ?taurus / tempo? then LAWDY i know what you're talking about. it has road-tripped to fayetteville, nc on occasion. LOL.

either way, please take a pic so we can all laugh.

No, the car is a Honda Prelude. But take a picture of the Ford too!

JB13

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally Posted by jitterbug13

Dear Soror CT4,

I did not want to upset or shock any of the members of the sorority. But I can give you a hint. Go to the South Carolina Department of Motor Vehicles website. Find the specality tags. See which D9 greeks have tags. Rule out Delta and you'll get your answer.

Jitterbug, I knew when I read your initial post this morning that you're talking about the AKAs. It's not like the woman has a picture of the AKA founders painted on her car in the nude.

AKAs, are y'all shocked or upset or just don't care?

[Little32]

I, for one, don't care. If I saw the car, it would probably make me shake my head just a little while smiling.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally Posted by Little32

I, for one, don't care. If I saw the car, it would probably make me shake my head just a little while smiling.

Precisely.

And Jitterbug, you're really not that concerned about the AKAs' feelings when you're going to post it on Funny Greek Stuff group. C'mon now.

[nikki1920]

Dear Voluminous mascara:
please come out from whatever hiding place you've chosen to hide. I needed you really badly this morning. Thank you!

Dear favorite blush:
please see letter above. Thanks!

[jojapeach]

@ SoRHOr NP: Wow... But you had a good time and looked great doing it!

Dear TonyB06,

In the words of Mister's father, "You has my sympathies."


Dear Regis Philbin:

I saw that Sweet n' Low commercial today. That "zing" in the sweetener that you're talking about is the acidic taste of saccharin, which most people have learned is a harmful cancer-causing agent. So you're okay associating your name and reputation with a product that carries the warning, "Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals"? Anything to make a buck I guess.

I respected your loyalty to Notre Dame despite the past few years of the football team struggling. You should be loyal to your team. But you should be loyal to your fanbase of soccer moms and retirees. Lead them away from the saccharin. There's at least 3 other choices at decent coffee shops and a lot of restaurants.

PS I'd be this upset if it were Barack Obama, Morgan Freeman, Oprah Winfrey, or Flava Flav promoting the nastiness tha is Sweet n Low.

[NinjaPoodle]

Originally Posted by jojapeach

@ SoRHOr NP: Wow... But you had a good time and looked great doing it!

Yup!