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tld221 · #16 09-06-2007, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by AlwaysSAI

Don't forget to wear the panty hose with the sequins up the back.

HAHAHA! I <3 THIS THREAD! TLD, I missed you.

i never really went anywhere... but thx!

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Originally Posted by LatinaAlumna

I say, just start a whole NEW sorority! Everyone's doing it, these days!

PS--If you want to draw a diverse group of members, you can always call yourselves "stuffed-animal BASED with an action-figure membership"...and feel free to flip-flop on that designation whenever it's convenient for you.

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Originally Posted by Drolefille

OMG

After reading this, I will personally make sure My Little Pony will never take you! Your hair isn't long and shiny enough for us anyway. We are "too cool for school" enough not to take someone so fickle she'd consider Strawberry Shortcake and Raggedy Ann.

I'm going to make sure every My Little Pony chapter within 500 miles of you gets 15 no-recs from me and all of my sisters.

wow. i almost spit my mango rum-and-coke on the screen.

Almost. ::clutches sweet glass with TLC::

VandalSquirrel · #17 09-06-2007, 08:41 PM

If you really were classy you'd have joined Holly Hobbie, they are seriously the oldest sorority, and have the best Prairie Party formal. Don't even think about joining Polly Pocket, they are small; Strawberry Shortcake girls are fat from eating too many sweets, and are smelly; oh and the Precious Moments are church girls.

tld221 · #18 09-06-2007, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by SigKapChatter

You are contradicting yourself. You say that these girls only annoy you and then you say you really love the CareBears. Its simple. Annoyances happen between siblings, biological or otherwise. If you love the CareBears as your sisters, you will join. If you don't actually love them, then you will walk away and go to another sorority, one you can really devote yourself too. If you don't love them, don't make yourself miserable and don't interfere in a relationship so deep and so important that the CareBears would call themselves sisters.

LMAO. well, it's worth a shot:

DITY?

texas*princess · #19 09-06-2007, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by scbelle

I heart the Snorks, but the Wuzzles are where it's at.

You should DA, transfer, re-rush, and become my sis in Rainbow Bright.

*gasp*

like ohmigawd i can't believe you're a Rainbow Brite.

I heard last year at rush they wore the most hideous outfits. They didn't even match

PeppyGPhiB · #20 09-06-2007, 09:49 PM

I heard Rainbow Brite is the "lesbian house."

Remember the days when everyone wanted Cabbage Patch? They were by far the most wanted girls at one point. They disappeared for a while, but I hear they're really coming back strong!

LPIDelta · #21 09-06-2007, 09:57 PM

You guys are being really MEAN! I mean, can't anyone say anything without, like, getting their heads bitten off??

Besides, we all know Fraggle Rock is where its at.

REE1993 · #22 09-06-2007, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by VandalSquirrel

oh and the Precious Moments are church girls.

I am a legacy to Precious Moments, and they are not just "Church girls"! They have parties and serve TWO different kinds of lemon-ade, and put walnuts in their brownies. I even heard that an entire pledge class skipped Bible Group one wednesday to counsel one of the pledges who stayed out past 9:30 the night before.

I wanted to be a Prescious Moments but they didn't have them at my school. So I suicided Strawberry Shortcake, because I like to bake. And yes I know we are fat (I am a size 6), but who cares! There is more of us to love!

cuteASAbug · #23 09-06-2007, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by PeppyGPhiB

I heard Rainbow Brite is the "lesbian house."

Remember the days when everyone wanted Cabbage Patch? They were by far the most wanted girls at one point. They disappeared for a while, but I hear they're really coming back strong!

Cabbage Patch is only strong in the butch sense. Not even David the Gnome will mix with them.

Why are you girls being so mean to me? I can't help it if I go to a horrible school that doesn't have the "good" sororities. Why rub it in by recommending I join sororities that aren't even an option for me?

tld221 · #24 09-06-2007, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by LPIDelta

You guys are being really MEAN! I mean, can't anyone say anything without, like, getting their heads bitten off??

Besides, we all know Fraggle Rock is where its at.

umm, even I know that the Fraggle Rock girls are cokeheads. Have you seen them lately?

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Originally Posted by cuteASAbug

Cabbage Patch is only strong in the butch sense. Not even David the Gnome will mix with them.

Why are you girls being so mean to me? I can't help it if I go to a horrible school that doesn't have the "good" sororities. Why rub it in by recommending I join sororities that aren't even an option for me?

here's what you do: screw ALL those mentioned above, and get with the Punky Brewster girls. they're nothing short of awesome. COB their chapter at your old school, and then transfer to Big Azz State U and transfer into that chapter. it seems like your only option right now.

cuteASAbug · #25 09-06-2007, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by tld221

here's what you do: screw ALL those mentioned above, and get with the Punky Brewster girls. they're nothing short of awesome. COB their chapter at your old school, and then transfer to Big Azz State U and transfer into that chapter. it seems like your only option right now.

I heard that the Punky Brewster chapter was supposed to get closed down 12 years ago. I will only join that as a last resort. Can you write me a rec?

tld221 · #26 09-06-2007, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by cuteASAbug

I heard that the Punky Brewster chapter was supposed to get closed down 12 years ago. I will only join that as a last resort. Can you write me a rec?

emphasis on "supposed to." let's just say anything is possible when you "accidentally" come across some bad Shortcake. let's say they were doing some dirty baking and you won't be seeing those fatties around for a while.

but umm, rec? sure. i mean never mind that i'm a member of the 2-member School House Rock Sorority, Inc. I guess i could find time between all my stepshows and bringing diversity to campus like it's sexyback to write you one.

cuteASAbug · #27 09-06-2007, 10:36 PM

Don't lie. You don't step. You're too busy riding the train around conjunction junction to do anything meaningful like that. And just because you're teaching blind kids about circulation while Strawberry Shortcake is off galavanting with Rover, it does not make you diverse.

Fleur de Lis · #28 09-06-2007, 10:37 PM

I am going through recruitment at Big Competitive State U and really want to be a Barbie!!!!!1111!!

And I am a Legacy! My mom was a Barbie at the same school, but she was dismissed for sneaking GI Joe into the house (this was before Ken) and revealing Barbie ritual info at a frat party. Do you think this effects my legacy standing?

Strawberry Shortcake is practically begging me to join, but HELLO I am a BLONDE and they are all REDHEADS!!

Oh, and I'm 28 and a senior and have two kids and one on the way - do you think Barbie will hold this against me????

cuteASAbug · #29 09-06-2007, 10:40 PM

Well a couple of years ago, one of the Barbies got kicked out for being pregnant when she wasn't married, so that may work against you. My Dogwalker's manicurist was a Barbie at Podunk College. She could totally write you a rec.

Senusret I · #30 09-06-2007, 10:46 PM

I just wanted to take a moment to let you all know.....

That the distinguished gentlemen of Los gatos del trueno/Thundercats Fraternidad, Incorporados, will be having an interest meeting on Saturday evening at 19:83pm.

Tell no one. Discretion is key. In fact, don't even come. That wouldn't be discreet.

Thundercats: Hooooooooo!