torn- NEED HELP ASAP!!!!

[VandalSquirrel]

If you really were classy you'd have joined Holly Hobbie, they are seriously the oldest sorority, and have the best Prairie Party formal. Don't even think about joining Polly Pocket, they are small; Strawberry Shortcake girls are fat from eating too many sweets, and are smelly; oh and the Precious Moments are church girls.

[REE1993]

Originally Posted by VandalSquirrel

oh and the Precious Moments are church girls.

I am a legacy to Precious Moments, and they are not just "Church girls"! They have parties and serve TWO different kinds of lemon-ade, and put walnuts in their brownies. I even heard that an entire pledge class skipped Bible Group one wednesday to counsel one of the pledges who stayed out past 9:30 the night before.

I wanted to be a Prescious Moments but they didn't have them at my school. So I suicided Strawberry Shortcake, because I like to bake. And yes I know we are fat (I am a size 6), but who cares! There is more of us to love!