Open Letter VI

[ykimber]

To MM: So you did not hire me because you think I am too nice and not aggressive enough!!!!! Well B!^@h I got a few words for you.... How can you show you are agreesive in an interview??? I was nice because thats how you are suppose to act in an interview!! If I would have come in with my angry black woman attitude you would have told me I was too aggressive. What you should have done was called my current supervior to verify how I handle upset customer. Or better yet since I posted within the same company that I work you could have contatced the monitoring department directly and listed to some of my calls to see how I handled myself.

You have the nerve to tell me to keep my eyes open that your deparment will have more postings later this year. Heffa that's what you told me in December when I posted for the first position. Now it April and I am posting again and you tell me no but keep looking. I would never waste my time again to come to see you and that bastard you call a Department head!!!!!!

I worked 5 long hard years to get my degree and now I can't get a job because I am too nice. I could see if you told me I didn't have enough experience. I HATE MY JOB!!!!!!!!!!

[STL_Lady]

to my FI361 teacher: STOP F***ing with my grades!!!! And leave my girl RC's alone too!!!! We both used to be fond of you but now you are turning into a real jerk.

to my manfriend: I miss you!!

to my ex-boyfriends: When I call you should jump to answer the phone. Well Ex#1 has an excuse right now. But when you see my number listed on your missed call list, you should call me back 2-4 hours after I call. I never call you all after 10 pm so you should call me back. Appreciate what you had and acknowledge that I was great!!! Freakin' losers.

to my Linesisters: I love you all to death, but if you don't stop calling me 'SHIP' I am gonna scream. Please call me by my name again, and not my linename or 'ship'.

[The Truth]

Originally posted by ykimber
To MM: So you did not hire me because you think I am too nice and not aggressive enough!!!!! Well B!^@h I got a few words for you.... How can you show you are agreesive in an interview??? I was nice because thats how you are suppose to act in an interview!! If I would have come in with my angry black woman attitude you would have told me I was too aggressive. What you should have done was called my current supervior to verify how I handle upset customer. Or better yet since I posted within the same company that I work you could have contatced the monitoring department directly and listed to some of my calls to see how I handled myself.

You have the nerve to tell me to keep my eyes open that your deparment will have more postings later this year. Heffa that's what you told me in December when I posted for the first position. Now it April and I am posting again and you tell me no but keep looking. I would never waste my time again to come to see you and that bastard you call a Department head!!!!!!

I worked 5 long hard years to get my degree and now I can't get a job because I am too nice. I could see if you told me I didn't have enough experience. I HATE MY JOB!!!!!!!!!!

D***.

Originally posted by STL_Lady
to my FI361 teacher: STOP F***ing with my grades!!!! And leave my girl RC's alone too!!!! We both used to be fond of you but now you are turning into a real jerk.

to my manfriend: I miss you!!

to my ex-boyfriends: When I call you should jump to answer the phone. Well Ex#1 has an excuse right now. But when you see my number listed on your missed call list, you should call me back 2-4 hours after I call. I never call you all after 10 pm so you should call me back. Appreciate what you had and acknowledge that I was great!!! Freakin' losers.

to my Linesisters: I love you all to death, but if you don't stop calling me 'SHIP' I am gonna scream. Please call me by my name again, and not my linename or 'ship'.

It will get better, your line is just OWTTTTTTT right now!!!

[1browngirl]

To the HR Manager at my Interview today: Guess you were fooled huh, didn't expect me in that office when you walked in did ya? The eyes wide open look that you gave me was a dead give away, as well as the limp handshake, and the fake smile and laugh! Thank goodness, your opinion of me won't make much of a difference as to whether I get the job or not! So the power you "think" you have really ain't all that! From what I understand you almost got left out of the entire interview process and it would have been a pleasure to never have met you - IDIOT!

To Me: After looking at those benefits for the prospective job, you now realize that the grass AIN'T always greener on the other side! If you're offered the job you need to decide if waiting 90 days for benefits and 1 year to be granted vacation will be worth getting off the phone for good. Think about it!

To God: You are always right on time! I needed this job interview so badly and I have already claimed this job in your name!

ETA
To God: An HR rep from my old company called me about a position. You know how much I have been trying to get back to that company because the benefits are the bomb, plus I can pick up where I left off with my time at the company. You know how much this means to me and please, please, please, let them ask me to interview.

[Queencece]

To My Mother: There will be no Happy Mother's Day for you. You have to be a mother in order to receive the benefits of that day. We don't speak because you don't know how to treat your kids. Until you GROW UP, then it will continue to be this way. I hate to say it, but Granny has ALWAYS been a better mother to me than you have and that's a shame! I used to hope and pray that we would be close like my friends and their moms, but you do everything in your power to NOT make that happen. So, your wish is granted and when you get older into the nursing home you go. In the same room with your ex-husband. I told you yrs ago that when you make me that that's whats going to happen. Your actions only confirm that its going to ring true. Unless you change before you grow old, then this will be the plan.

To My 16yo sister: You are working my nerves heffa!! You and that attitude is going to lead to your azz whooping. Keep it up!

To My 14yo brother: Call me!! Where are you?!

To My Granpa: I hope you feel better soon! I love you!

To My 19yo sister and 3yo nephew: I love you dearly! I will call you soon. Things have just been SO busy!

Q

[nikki1920]

to SS: will you please shut the F UP?! NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU ARE A JOKE!!!!

to me: you are so much better than she is. Dont let her get to you..



whew.. I just had to let that out, ya'll...

[NinjaPoodle]

To LW Your skills as a photographer are great but you suck as a teacher.

[stardusttwin]

To the Men who ride the subways....

Its springtime and for once the sun is actually shining. There are few hygenic issues that you can no longer mask.

In THIS country - its is neccesary for you to wear deoderant. There is no EXCUSE for your scent to assault me first thing in the morning. Grab a washcloth-use hot water and a bar of soap and thoroughly wash, rinse and repeat before leaving the bathroom in the morning.

Then put on an undershirt and a CLEAN shirt - not one that you thought passed a sniff test- and proceed to enter the transit system as a polite member of society.

For those didn't get the memo - there is no pass for funking up the air in the afternoon. Please keep some baby wipes & an extra stick of deoderant in your drawer at work and repeat at lunchtime and/or before leaving at the end of the day.

And just because you've worn Right Guard since HS doesn't mean you have to keep wearing it - your body adapts it may be time to step up to Arrid Extra Dry!

Thank you again for your cooperation.

[brickhouse492]

My dearest stink ta fied Brother sitting on that # 2 Brooklyn bound. I do believe she's talking to you. I was truly appauled. My son ran and sat next to you. My poor baby; he don't know no good. Lord thank you my baby girl sat on the other side. Bless her little nose. And thank goodness I was fortunate enough to find a seat way way across the way. That was after I found out about your PEE YOU. Shame to look so fine while hiding that stink behind ... dem clothes.

[NinjaPoodle]

LOL!!

Originally posted by stardusttwin
To the Men who ride the subways....

Its springtime and for once the sun is actually shining. There are few hygenic issues that you can no longer mask.

In THIS country - its is neccesary for you to wear deoderant. There is no EXCUSE for your scent to assault me first thing in the morning. Grab a washcloth-use hot water and a bar of soap and thoroughly wash, rinse and repeat before leaving the bathroom in the morning.

Then put on an undershirt and a CLEAN shirt - not one that you thought passed a sniff test- and proceed to enter the transit system as a polite member of society.

For those didn't get the memo - there is no pass for funking up the air in the afternoon. Please keep some baby wipes & an extra stick of deoderant in your drawer at work and repeat at lunchtime and/or before leaving at the end of the day.

And just because you've worn Right Guard since HS doesn't mean you have to keep wearing it - your body adapts it may be time to step up to Arrid Extra Dry!

Thank you again for your cooperation.

[MeezDiscreet]

to my students: well, you all were my guinea pigs. we had some good and bad times. eventually, you learned that there are certain things Ms. Discreet don't play: yelling in the halls, acting up during fire drills, acting up with substitutes and basically, not doing what i say. but then again, i guess walking the parking lot in the sun and running up and down the stairs would teach you a lesson. what was my motto? oh yeah, "if you're not tired of acting up, i'll make you tired for acting up." lol!! but, i'll miss you...for a couple of days because most of you will be in summer school. (p.s. - get those math scores and grades up).

to myself: good job on having only 2 out of 61 students fail the reading portion of the TAKS test. not bad for a new teacher!

to drivers on the freeway: if i can fly by you doing the speed limit, you are driving entirely too slow!

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by MeezDiscreet
to my students: well, you all were my guinea pigs. we had some good and bad times. eventually, you learned that there are certain things Ms. Discreet don't play: yelling in the halls, acting up during fire drills, acting up with substitutes and basically, not doing what i say. but then again, i guess walking the parking lot in the sun and running up and down the stairs would teach you a lesson. what was my motto? oh yeah, "if you're not tired of acting up, i'll make you tired for acting up." lol!! but, i'll miss you...for a couple of days because most of you will be in summer school. (p.s. - get those math scores and grades up).

to myself: good job on having only 2 out of 61 students fail the reading portion of the TAKS test. not bad for a new teacher!

to drivers on the freeway: if i can fly by you doing the speed limit, you are driving entirely too slow!

To Soror MeezDiscreet: CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! Not only did you complete your first school year and you're still alive, but you have a very high SUCCESS rate on the TAKS test!! How many gray hairs did you get? I'm proud of you for coming in and accomplishing so much in just one semester!!!

[MeezDiscreet]

to SOROR CRIMSONTIDE4: thank you! but i think i tore out more hair than i allowed to turn gray!!

[Wonderful1908]

Originally posted by MeezDiscreet
to my students: well, you all were my guinea pigs. we had some good and bad times. eventually, you learned that there are certain things Ms. Discreet don't play: yelling in the halls, acting up during fire drills, acting up with substitutes and basically, not doing what i say. but then again, i guess walking the parking lot in the sun and running up and down the stairs would teach you a lesson. what was my motto? oh yeah, "if you're not tired of acting up, i'll make you tired for acting up." lol!! but, i'll miss you...for a couple of days because most of you will be in summer school. (p.s. - get those math scores and grades up).

to myself: good job on having only 2 out of 61 students fail the reading portion of the TAKS test. not bad for a new teacher!

to drivers on the freeway: if i can fly by you doing the speed limit, you are driving entirely too slow!

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Girl Congrats on your first year teaching!!!! I am going on year 5 in the fall. Our school has always been recognized but with them raising the standards on TAKS I am not sure this year. I teach social studeis which is not tested in ninth grade but our scores dropped in both reading and math. Its hard to change learning patterns at that age...I told them tanks for making sure Mrs. Wonderful1908 DOES NOT get a Christmas bonus in the fall!

[Dionysus]

To the St. Louis Zoo: Will you please move your Desert Fog Machine (which sprays mist) out of the main walkways where people must pass through. My hair was nice and soft, but now it's POOF.

To Old People: There's no fool worse than an OLD fool. And thank you guys for warning me by telling me this.