OK, my worst movies
Hav Plenty--2 hours about a black writer, and three women just talking about nothing. And at the end of the flick his writing became a movie that featured Nia Long and Lauren Hill. I saw this at the theatres and I almost broke my rule on never walking out on a theatre movie, no matter how bad it is.
Any movie with Brian Hooks (Q, Nothin' 2 Lose, 3 Strikes)
Any movie by an independent black filmmaker (How I Spent My Summer Vacation, Preacher Playa, etc.)
Oh, and I just rented another one of those black independent flicks last night called "Everybody Plays the Fool"). About a golddigging ghetto hoochie who married a nerdy successful writher and tries to get him killed to collect his insurance payoff which backfired. Between the horrible acting, the lousy special effects, and the "bad stunts", oh and the repetitive techno-beat music, it looked like a sexless porno movie (how's that for an oxymoron)?
For movies like these, where's Tom Servo and Crow when you need them (MST3K thing).
Rain Man
[This message has been edited by Rain Man (edited December 06, 2000).]
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