Open Letter V

[Nubian]

To the stupid booch who cut my hair Monday:

I told you I've always worn my hair a certain length. I told you to keep it below the shoulders and just cut a few layers into my bob. I told you that I was in the military and needed to keep my hair a certain length, so I could pull it back when necessary. So why, why did your stupid azz completly butcher my hair.? I HAVE NO HAIR ON THE SIDES. You didn't cut one single layer. You gave me a mullet...and for that there is a special place in hell for you. I have never had hair so short, what were you thinking? I showed you a picture, and you had me walking out of there looking like a total fool. I have never cried so hard in public. Now I have to fly home with the stank azz cut, and pay someone to cut it completely off so I can start over. You call yourself professional? Please believe you will hear from me again, and I will get every cent of my money back. I don't care if you relaxed it. I did not come into that shop to leave looking like black trailer trash. You will pay me.

HEFFA!