Open Letter V

MeezDiscreet · #1 07-09-2004, 05:12 PM

let me preface this by saying:

to the person who hit my car: why, when we were the only ones on the road and the light was red, would you slam into the back of my precious car???? the light was red, my brake lights are red...RED MEANS STOP!!!! and if you are going to go around running into people's car, HAVE INSURANCE!!!!!!! and, if you're going to be driving, HAVE A LICENSE!!!!! stupid mofo!!!!!!!!!

to the police officer who was dispatched: WHY DID YOU TAKE SO LONG GETTING THERE????

to the officers who got there before: eff yall!!!!!! how you gone act like you can't assist me?? how you gone get mad because we called for some other officers. you dummies straight up told me that you were going to go talk to the people inside the store that was closed about a drunk man hanging out there that wasn't!! then get mad when we call for another officer!! then act like my precious car getting hit aint a big deal!! then act like you don't want to do a police report!!! tell DPD get ready for my complaint

again, to the officer who was dispatched: how dare you come on the scene yelling at me?? punk, i'm a grown woman, and aside from that, i'm the QUEEN OF CRUNK!! i aint scared of you!!! as you could tell, i can yell with the best of 'em!! how dare you tell me it's a civil matter when a person with no insurance and no driver's license runs into the back of my car!! and the way you were acting made things turn real uncivil real quick. and i don't care about what YOU thought you WASN'T gone do, bet i got my police report outta yo' punk azz!

to my insurance company: thank yall for handling this matter so quickly. but please, let us not have any drama. i don't want to have to go holla at the gecko

to my parents: i love yall so much, but why don't we we have the uninsured motorist and the rental car clause on our policy??? ESPECIALLY living where we live, we need that uninsured motorist clause!!

to russell & smith honda: i told yall punks you wouldn't get another dime outta me after you screwed me out a $100 referral. you better be glad my parents will pay the deductible and you better be glad you're part of my insurance company's blue ribbon program!!

to CT4: girl, it was shol' hard to respect the forum rules on profanity. i wanted to write soooo many curse words, but i refrained from typing them--i just yelled them out instead!! i'm sure my neighbors are wondering who i'm talking to. lol

lostnfound117 · #2 07-10-2004, 12:04 AM

TO MY JOB: Why in the world do you INSIST on sending me out of town every freakin' week? I feel like my life is traveling, living in hotels and airplanes. Find another freakin trainer to give me less work man!!

TO ALL OF THE PLACES WHERE I HAVE SUBMITTED RESUMES:
uh..can one of you please call me back for an interview and hire me for the love of God???!!!!!

TO BUDDY THAT WAS STANDING NEXT TO ME AT THE BAGGAGE CAROUSEL TONITE AT THE AIRPORT: Mr., it is JULY!! I am gonna need you NOT to have on that black leather bomber coat, pimpin'!!!!! You made me sweat just looking at you!!!

Respectfully Sumitted:
LostNFound

tnxbutterfly · #3 07-11-2004, 09:09 AM

TO my place of employment: See, I thought it was just me that you had a problem with and that's why I got a crappy review. Nope, appearently you have problems with EVERYBODY and so everybody got crappy reviews. What's up with that? Are we having money problems, is that why nobody got any raises? Then you act like you're surprised when people call in. You know what's the deal. You might as well start advertising, because I feel a lot of us are going to be there much longer

blackerican · #4 07-12-2004, 08:54 AM

To my Husband: Thank you for making our annivarsary so special!!! I love you

!!!!

To Hector: I told you not to get married....how are you going to say that you're tired of your wife and you want to end the marriage??? Can we say stupid

!!!

To my Step-Father: When mommy finds out about your little side thang...its going to be trouble, trouble, trouble!!!!!

CrimsonTide4 · #5 07-12-2004, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MeezDiscreet
let me preface this by saying:

to the person who hit my car: why, when we were the only ones on the road and the light was red, would you slam into the back of my precious car???? the light was red, my brake lights are red...RED MEANS STOP!!!! and if you are going to go around running into people's car, HAVE INSURANCE!!!!!!! and, if you're going to be driving, HAVE A LICENSE!!!!! stupid mofo!!!!!!!!!

to the police officer who was dispatched: WHY DID YOU TAKE SO LONG GETTING THERE????

to the officers who got there before: eff yall!!!!!! how you gone act like you can't assist me?? how you gone get mad because we called for some other officers. you dummies straight up told me that you were going to go talk to the people inside the store that was closed about a drunk man hanging out there that wasn't!! then get mad when we call for another officer!! then act like my precious car getting hit aint a big deal!! then act like you don't want to do a police report!!! tell DPD get ready for my complaint

again, to the officer who was dispatched: how dare you come on the scene yelling at me?? punk, i'm a grown woman, and aside from that, i'm the QUEEN OF CRUNK!! i aint scared of you!!! as you could tell, i can yell with the best of 'em!! how dare you tell me it's a civil matter when a person with no insurance and no driver's license runs into the back of my car!! and the way you were acting made things turn real uncivil real quick. and i don't care about what YOU thought you WASN'T gone do, bet i got my police report outta yo' punk azz!

to my insurance company: thank yall for handling this matter so quickly. but please, let us not have any drama. i don't want to have to go holla at the gecko

to my parents: i love yall so much, but why don't we we have the uninsured motorist and the rental car clause on our policy??? ESPECIALLY living where we live, we need that uninsured motorist clause!!

to russell & smith honda: i told yall punks you wouldn't get another dime outta me after you screwed me out a $100 referral. you better be glad my parents will pay the deductible and you better be glad you're part of my insurance company's blue ribbon program!!

to CT4: girl, it was shol' hard to respect the forum rules on profanity. i wanted to write soooo many curse words, but i refrained from typing them--i just yelled them out instead!! i'm sure my neighbors are wondering who i'm talking to. lol

To MeezDiscreet: BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH @ you and respecting the rules but THANK YOU.

To Everyone: I just got back from a aFAB U LOUS weekend in NYC and am dog tired so any PM replies won't happen today. I will scan each thread now but I am dog tired. I had a flight back home that left 3 hours later than it was supposed to. More later.

tnxbutterfly · #6 07-13-2004, 12:38 AM

To Usher: Everytime I see the "Confessions pt 2 video, I have to wonder to myself, why do you have to do the confessing with your shirt off? I understand the concept of the video but am totally clueless as to why it requires you to have your shirt off. See if you would have kept your shirt on in the first place, you wouldn't have to do any confessing

lostnfound117 · #7 07-13-2004, 04:43 AM

TO CHRISTINA MILLIAN: Ok , I was just asleep and left the tv on. I could hear your song/video in my sleep. At first in my grogginess, I thought it was Beyonce', and I was sort of sad. Then, I saw it was you. Excuse my french, but how can you teach me to "Pop That Thang" when you got to be all of about 17 or 18? You look a hot mess chile, rollng around in that black paint!!!!

The Truth · #8 07-15-2004, 04:02 PM

Alright Stacy the other day when I asked to borrow a pencil I guess I should have thought twice about it. Now I apologized for not having that pencil yesterday when you came to my desk and asked me about it for the sixth doggone time. Now today that was just straight outtaline. You didn't have to come at me like that ova that pencil. Do you know how much stuff gets pilfered in offices? Who knows who came and took that pencil off my desk. But your tone is so unneccessary. Now I know you think this intern is all quiet and punkable but let me tell you one thang: You got life messed up if you think you finna be tawkin to me like you ain't got a lick of sense. I ain't in the biness of disrespectin grown folks, but I ain't in the biness of gettin disrespected eitha. So don't think fo a second I won't cuss you out in a hushed tone then skull drag you in that gravel in the front of this building if need be. Big Mama Nonfiction is comin to town today and I will be notifyin her of this lil incident so if you won't some of her since yall the same age I'm pretty sure she will oblige. And anotha thang I AIN'T buyin you no otha pencil. You bedda suck it up, Miss 3 dolla pencil. Wit ya yella tooth in the front.

tld221 · #9 07-17-2004, 03:00 PM

Quote:

To Everyone: I just got back from a aFAB U LOUS weekend in NYC and am dog tired so any PM replies won't happen today. I will scan each thread now but I am dog tired. I had a flight back home that left 3 hours later than it was supposed to. More later.

to ct4: u was in nyc and didnt find a sista? hope u had a great time here.

to my boss: damn, why are u 1. fine as hell, 2. married with a kid? cause sadly that makes u more attractive. if it wasnt for social constructs, it would be a wrap! p.s. it is no easier with my desk next to yours!

to my sister: you are only 16, why is your body like 26? my little girl is putting guys in jail for just lookin at her

to my auntie shannon: can't wait for yall to get up here! you and uncle harold are my idols, and havent seen yall in two years!

to the gov't: why do u insist on taking so much taxes out? i mean really.

to drugstores: why do "feminine hygiene" products need to be so expensive? i do find them a necessity, you know. its not like cigarettes.

to shakeena: you aint right. dont judge a book by where they live.

to timica: why you havent called any1? how u gon go to italy and come back, then not call any1 to let them know u alive and well? i thought we was cool.

DSTinguished1 · #10 07-17-2004, 03:09 PM

To the lil Bebe's kids that keep running across my mamas lawn: If i see another bike wheel track through my mama's grass and/or garden. imma have to whoop some azz

To that FYNE man i don seent the otha day: Hey Boo! I noticed you noticing me so i just wanted to put you on noticed that I noticed you too!

Greekchat: I might get in trouble for saying this...but i like this waaaay better than Greekpeeps.

To my Sands: I miss yall soooo much! Ill be home in like a week. i promise! and my Red Kool-Aid betta still be there!

to my sorors Can't wait to see u in Vegas!

Jill1228 · #11 07-17-2004, 03:16 PM

To the fool in the minivan with Alberta licence plates driving on I-5 IN THE LEFT LANE:

Yo, once you cross the border from Canada, you are in Washington State, on that segment of I-5 the speed limit is 70! If you want to drive 55, get your slow behind in the RIGHT lane! You got some nerve giving folx a dirty look after they flip you the bird!

Jill1228 · #12 07-17-2004, 03:23 PM

To the heffa from Kamloops, BC who brought down a few thousand dollars went to the casino and lost it all:

1. When you go get your gamble on, put some money aside. Some to gamble some to save.
2. Don't be having no money and taking a cab to the nearest place that had Western Union (which was the place I worked in)and then get an attitude when the cab driver is telling you the meter is running!
3. Don't be screaming at your husband, demanding to send you money! I woulda hung up on you!
4. The store closes at 11pm. I ain't got time to wait for your money to get there! While I am doing my paperwork, don't ask me every 5 seconds to check to see if the transfer has arrived. I got work to do and I am doing your sorry butt a favor!

5. Don't say it is your fault: failure to prepare on your part does not constitute and emergency on mine!
6. Don't ask me to take you across the border. I ain't taking anyone I don't know across the border. I don't know what you are carrying
7. To the friend that was with her: why didn't YOU have the sense to put some of your money aside? Looking all pitiful. She got you into this mess!
8. Don't ask me if you can come to my house and stay with me overnight. I don't know you!

Yes this happened last weekend, no joke!

Jill1228 · #13 07-17-2004, 03:29 PM

To the fool husband of this woman:

A fool and his money are my kind of date!
HC you sent her $870 US? I was glad that I wasn't there when she came to get it!
HC she went right back to the casino and lost every penny of it?
HC you called my work "looking for the woman who lives in Canada"?
HC you asked my coworker who answered the phone (thank you Matt, MWAH!): "can she take my wife to Vancouver? My wife lost the money I sent her" You got some nerve!

HC when I got off the phone, Matt was giving me the "shut up" signal?
HC when Matt got off the phone he sat there and laughed his azz off and relayed what you said to me?
HC Matt told you that I was not working that night?

HC we laughed till we cried?

I hope you left her sorry butt there at the Lummi Indian Casino!

Jill1228 · #14 07-17-2004, 03:30 PM

To Matt:
Thanks for the teamwork, helping me take calls when the phone was ringing off the hook!

Thanks for telling that fool that I was working!

MizTigger · #15 07-17-2004, 06:51 PM

To Cornell University: the research is great, but this city sucks! at least the pay is great.

To my physics department chair: you set me up with this internship in the boonies now i'm bored as hell!!!! i know you did it on purpose.

To my mommy: sorry i call you 20 times a day...everyday

To everyone else: have a great day