My Pimp Slaps Awards:
- to all the chidren I work with that can show me the latest Juke Dance but can't tell me how they received an F in english
- to all the parents that pick their children up 30 to 45 minutes after we CLOSE!!! talking about I forgot !!! WHAT THE FUDGE
- to the people that No means No (when it comes to change, food, booty calls...etc)
- to all children think that 50 cent, JaRule, DMX are great role models ( and the parents who let them think so)
- to Shaquisha and Ra keisha and 'em that thinks it's cute that Tyrone, Jr can cuss somebody out but you still carring a diaper bag for him
- to the same cafteria lady that I knew from 7th grade with the jeri curl (yes, with curl cap and all) that STILL cusses the kids out when they look at the cardboard pizza and say "whew"
More to come...right now I have wrist casts on sale for 19.95 includes a lovely carring case, cream to soothe areas sore from slapping those stupid people and 300 slap per cheek limit!!!
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LaDeia
"...I's married now..."
- Suge Avery, Color Purple
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