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Pimp Slaps
I know this is quite an unusual thread but sometimes you just wanna pimp slap some people. Who would you just pimp slap if you could get away with it? I would start with one of my students, not because he's bad but because he is so DUMB and he thinks he's not. Then maybe my narrow minded co-worker who thinks that George Bush is the best thing since sliced bread!
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RIGHT ON TIME!
Pimp slaps shall be extended to:
- G Dub...WAY TO RUIN THE COUNTRY, MORON! - MY EX...LOW DOWN DIRTY &)*(&^)*^%&(*) - MY NEIGHBORS...CAN YA BE QUIET FOR JUST....FIVE...SECONDS??? IT SOUNDS LIKE THE FREAKING FALLING OF THE BERLIN WALL OVER THERE!!! MUCH better. |
*That wench at Jack and the Box. Now, earlier this evening my mouth was watering for some bacon and cheddar (CRISPY) potato wedges. I told the woman eaaaaasy on the cheese, becase they are known to put too much on it, making it soggy. Well, today they put even more than usual, the wedges were practically drowning in cheese, I even had to fish for some of them. :mad:
*That bastard who played "chicken" with his big pick-up with monster wheels while my car was sitting STILL at an intersection Friday night. What's worse, the driver was not some punk teenager, that ass was in his 30's or 40's and his teenage son was sitting in the passenger seat. No wonder why children are so full of sh*t...they learn it from their parents. |
I would love to pimp slap my ex-boyfriend(as of last week) for being so STUPID!!!! :mad:
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The mofos planning my class reunion.:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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I would love to pimp slap my paycheck! It was not big enough! And now I have to wait until my next paycheck, (at the end of the month) and ya know what, I am going to pimp slap that one too:mad:
I also would like to pimpslap my roommate, because he turned the heat down again, yesterday morning it was minus 15degrees with the windshield and he had the nerve to turn down our thermastat to 64degrees. FOOL WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!:mad: Ok, I feel better (I like this post).;) |
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Confucius
[B]I would love to pimp slap my paycheck! It was not big enough! And now I have to wait until my next paycheck, (at the end of the month) and ya know what, I am going to pimp slap that one too:mad: I second the pimp slapage!!!:mad: |
I would like to pimp slap the idiot who sat behind me at the Anita Baker and talked sh** about her the whole time {what's taking her so long? she ain't no superstar.} I could have slapped his a**.
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I wanna pimp slap
My manager because she is drinking some haterade because HER manager recommended me for a BIG project. I worked on several smaller ones last year. I'm supposed to be the quiet little black girl that sits in the corner cube and supervise her two people. I'm not supposed to be vocal, make myself known, and work on projects so I can grow and move up or around in this firm.
Sorry heffa...this is my time to shine. |
Let's see here.........
I wanna pimp slap:
1. my daddy b/c he's just a total loser for calling some women out of their name whenever he's angry about something 2. my half sister (my father's daughter; GO FIGURE!) b/c she told one of my sisters that she wishes she never had my niece b/c she cramps her style, my niece wasn't a boy like she wanted (well you're gonna have a female child when you let the potential father do all the work and hump you to death :rolleyes: ) she can't take her "heart medicine" (MARIJUANA) when she feels the need and she can't come and go as she pleases whenever my niece is there 3. my half sister again b/c, from what I heard from her mother, when she moves out, she's not taking my niece with her 4. my half sister yet AGAIN b/c she wanted a baby in the first place but didn't know why she wanted a baby (she told my mother this crap) 5. my father again for cheating on my mother and having her and my half sister's mother pregnant at the same time 6. my mother for staying with him even though she's miserable 7. my youngest sister for having a baby with her high school sweetheart who's in another country and can't come back 8. any female with child(ren) who stays with a guy who blatantly cheats on her in front of their child(ren) |
Ooh! Ooh! My turn, my turn...
I wanna pimp slap that hollerin' baby who cried the entire time on a 3hr flight. I wanna pimp slap mother nature for this extremely frigid weather we've been having lately. I wanna pimp slap whomever is in charge of setting these ridiculous gas prices. I wanna pimp slap ALL the mama's of toddlers who know how to sing EVERY song on the radio, but can't say their ABC's or 123's. I wanna pimp slap ticket master for charging all those unnecessary fees. I wanna pimp slap the construction worker who decided to do construction on the highway in the MIDDLE OF RUSH HOUR. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: |
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I wanna pimp slap the guy I just started seeing!!! He has cancelled on me twice in the last week and he's playing phone games!!! :mad:
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And Mz Destiny, if he cancels a third time, the third time should be the charm that says drop him like a hot potato!!!!!!!! :D |
Please place me in the LLOOONNNGGG line of those who want to pimp slap George B. (dag, I am number 5,434,456 )
I want to pimp slap my boyfriend for being a complete A$$ for the last week. He just don't know how close I am to losing 200 lbs of his a$$. |
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