Meanwhile at UCLA, Sig Ep and Alpha Phi do Kanye & Kardashians

[DTD Alum]

"It looked like that man was jumping in a car to hijack that woman! It turns out after the evidence surfaced, she actually invited him in and they knew each other. But there has been a history of car hijacks in this area, and you know, this is all just so subjective, so if I interpret it as a hijacking, let's protest and charge him and put it in jail because that's what IIIIIII thought it was."