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04-15-2013, 01:25 AM
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Just what makes that silly old ant think he'll move that rubber tree plant?
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04-15-2013, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by AzTheta
Just what makes that silly old ant think he'll move that rubber tree plant?
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He's got high hopes!
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04-15-2013, 10:48 AM
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Why did the hubs have to get the stomach ick (vomiting, fun stuff!) on a 3 day weekend. Of course, he's working from home and using sick time today so it's like a 4 day weekend with the whiniest man on earth. Why????
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04-16-2013, 08:06 PM
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Answer
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Originally Posted by Little Dragon
If the probability that the peanut-buttered side of the bread falls facedown on a brand-new carpet is directly proportional with the cost of the carpet, and if cats always fall on their four legs, then what would happen if I spread peanut-butter in the back of a cat and throw it up in the air above a brand-new carpet?
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jajaja. Here is my answer. A new mean of energy.
http://www.memecenter.com/fun/129562...ad-with-butter
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04-21-2013, 04:37 AM
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Did I do that?
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04-21-2013, 01:56 PM
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Spicy tuna, why are you so delicious?
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04-21-2013, 10:38 PM
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Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy can't I stop picking at my cuticles???! No matter how hard I try, I always end up doing it without realizing I'm doing it.
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04-22-2013, 02:36 PM
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Did I do that?
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My waiter at the Mexican rest. Saturday night looked soo much like the older Urkel!
Very nice young man.
I've been having problems swallowing lately b/c of throat spasms. We ended up having to leave after I had barely eaten anything.
The waiter and manager thought there was something wrong with the food. The waiter offered me a dessert but I declined!
Left him a nice tip.
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04-22-2013, 05:29 PM
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Why do I worry about this stuff???
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04-22-2013, 09:50 PM
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Why Ask Why?
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04-22-2013, 10:09 PM
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Why did I wait till the last minute to work on this projet?
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04-23-2013, 12:03 AM
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Where have all the flowers gone?
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04-23-2013, 03:18 AM
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It is past midnight. The window is open. The fan is on. There is an ice pack behind my neck and a cold bottle of water under my back.
WHY AM I STILL SO HOT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
ETA: And who makes her Facebook name "Fina B In'da'buildin?" Foolery!
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04-23-2013, 08:25 AM
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Where have all the flowers gone?
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Oh, I can answer that: Young girls pick them, every one.
My question: When will they ever learn?
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04-23-2013, 10:12 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by StealthMode
It is past midnight. The window is open. The fan is on. There is an ice pack behind my neck and a cold bottle of water under my back.
WHY AM I STILL SO HOT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Because apparently you have no air conditioning.
Why is this proposal one of the least well-written I've seen in a long time?
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