ITT We Ask Questions That GC Has No Hope of Answering
 

Why does my a Alum Association always pick such awesome activities?

Has anyone seen my keys?

Why won't Cleveland get over it and let LeBron go?

Why can't I get rid of this headache?

Why is there a squirrel staring at me from a tree branch outside of my window?

Why won't the kid behind me in this lecture hall blow his nose instead of sucking all the snot back into his head?

What are my chances? Of anything?

Why am I so freakin' cool? Should I rush again? If I do, which house should I join?

Why does it hurt when I do this?

Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

Seriously. WHERE ARE MY KEYS???

Will my husband ever find a job before June when his unemployment runs out?
Why is his only employment option not an option?
Why does going shopping feel like the only thing that will make me feel better, but will only make money matters worse?

An What IS on the other side?

Why does the creative team insist on changing the media plan?

Why doesn't Padma Lakshi love me?