U of Tennessee Pi Kappa Alpha Chapter Suspended: Alcohol Enemas Alleged

[33girl]

Originally Posted by dekeguy

No, I was just shaking my head in dismay. The Pikes I knew were squared away stand up guys and generally too smart to shove booz up there.

If you were a stand up guy it would run right back out and the whole thing would be pretty pointless.

[greekdee]

It looks like they have packed up and moved out:

http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2012/oc...s-move-out-by/

I'm not sure what they thought the press conference would accomplish, but Jimmy Kimmel did call it "perhaps the greatest press conference of all time." (Jokingly of course.) If young Xander really is innocent of any activity taking place in the said area of his anatomy, his medical records should support the claim. I believe I'd just let those records be published and speak for themselves. The press conference proved nothing, though it did draw more widespread attention and ridicule.

I will say this, though -- hats off to all those brothers for maintaining a straight face every time the bow-tied lawyer said "butt chugging."

[dekeguy]

Originally Posted by 33girl

If you were a stand up guy it would run right back out and the whole thing would be pretty pointless.

You do have a very good point there. But then, being a stand up guy I'll never know since there is no way I'd ever consider butt booze. I like my single malt consumed in the traditional manner.
As an OBTW, I hope I can assume that you meant to say "if HE was a stand up guy". After all, it would violate my most firmly held philosophy best expressed by the late W.C. Fields: "A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink"!

[ibis]

Originally Posted by dekeguy

You do have a very good point there. But then, being a stand up guy I'll never know since there is no way I'd ever consider butt booze. I like my single malt consumed in the traditional manner.
As an OBTW, I hope I can assume that you meant to say "if HE was a stand up guy". After all, it would violate my most firmly held philosophy best expressed by the late W.C. Fields: "A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink"!

Evidently, she does not beleive in absorbsion of booze to the system as in osmosis?

I have heard of stupid things, but this is really the cherry on the cake, dar.
Any way you cut the cake, it is inane.

I guess my question is why do they do this?

[greekdee]

Regarding the T-shirts...say it ain't so.

Ah well, not surprised really. I had heard there were unflattering bumper stickers seen in Athens and Oxford. The shirts were bound to follow.

As you said, this too shall pass.

It will, won't it?

No matter what, I will always love my Tennessee Vols.

[amIblue?]

Originally Posted by greekdee

Regarding the T-shirts...say it ain't so.

Ah well, not surprised really. I had heard there were unflattering bumper stickers seen in Athens and Oxford. The shirts were bound to follow.

As you said, this too shall pass.

It will, won't it?

No matter what, I will always love my Tennessee Vols.

It will pass. If you had told me when I was there that KA and Kappa Sig would end up getting shut down, I would have never have believed it.

Pike and FIJI will both be back eventually.