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Old 08-05-2011, 07:03 PM
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White Chocolate aka Black Kryptonite: This is that rare booty among white women that is full, bulbous, and well formed –the kind of butt you see on most sistahs. The booty, together with the easygoing personality, makes it extremely hard (no pun intended) for a black man to resist. See, this white girl can’t get the time of day from a white man, but she walks into a club and every brotha there tries to angle a way to get her number.

The Jedi Mind Trick: You see this white girl from the back and the booty is banging. But you get a side view, and the butt reveals itself to be flat and bounce-less. Most often, this white woman gets over in the club, where the lights are low and dimensions are hard to make out. You only find out you’ve been had once the panties come off.

Farmers Daughter: This white woman is only found in the Midwest and the South, these are white women from agrarian backgrounds whose family history of farm labor reveals itself in the jeans. Hers. Farmers daughters have the kind of booty suburban women spend hours and hours on a Stair Master trying to get. These butts are round and tight.

Trailer Park Pancake: Indigenous to the trailer park, the Trailer Park Pancake booty is the kind of ass that’s not too flat, not too fat, and all kinds of double-wide. Frequently, the woman is missing teeth, which in some practical ways, is a plus.

The Half-Crack: Also known as Muffin Butt, this white girl has too much fat and not enough booty in the back. It’s hard to know where her waist ends and her ass begins.

Ass-Sack: This kind of booty is round enough, but gravity is having its way. The butt is getting longer instead of rounder. A lot of “liberated” white women have this kind of booty –they spend too much time sitting at a desk and not enough time on the Stair Master. I wanted to elaborate because I’m just trying to get you two brothas to understand what to look for when you date, especially if you decide you don’t want to date sistahs no more.

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Old 08-05-2011, 11:14 PM
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Brothas are supposed to stick together.
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Of course you don't, bless your heart.
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Get back on your MEDS!
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Old 08-06-2011, 07:27 AM
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It is wonderful that you feel a bond with me.



I can tell you are bored. I haven't read but one sentence from two of your longass posts.
We're both black men, so we're supposed to have a bond. See, this is the problem with most brothas today. We don't stick together.

Are you bored? Is that why you're posting, too?

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Pep-

Get back on your MEDS!

Your rants and raving has shown that you've been off them for WWWAAAYYYY too long!

It's o.k. that you were "feeling o.k." without being on them, but the times, they are a changin' and it's time to get back on them again!
I'm not on meds, are you?

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Do you know how to have a conversation without posting stupid shit that you seem to think is related to things I post? This is a cool message board, but y'all play too much. I'm trying to have a chit chatting session about a serious issue in Black America and my own peeps keep posting shit that's not even apart of the conversation. Be a man and grow up.
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Old 08-06-2011, 08:47 AM
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Do you know how to have a conversation without posting stupid shit that you seem to think is related to things I post? This is a cool message board, but y'all play too much. I'm trying to have a chit chatting session about a serious issue in Black America and my own peeps keep posting shit that's not even apart of the conversation. Be a man and grow up.
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Old 08-06-2011, 01:26 PM
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We're both black men, so we're supposed to have a bond. See, this is the problem with most brothas today. We don't stick together.

Do you know how to have a conversation without posting stupid shit that you seem to think is related to things I post? This is a cool message board, but y'all play too much. I'm trying to have a chit chatting session about a serious issue in Black America and my own peeps keep posting shit that's not even apart of the conversation. Be a man and grow up.
Three things---
For the RED--Unlike you, many, many, many BROTHASSSS seem to have their shit together--you don't!

For the green--STOP BEING A WHINY ASS PUNK! You're not trying to have serious chit chat session, you're trying to get some bullshit started!

How would you know anything about being a GROWN UP or a MAN--from your posts, all that is seen is that you're NEITHER! Matter of fact, what is seen is that your a 12 year old prepubescent kid that's got the need to let other's know that you have a working nutsack but you need "help" in learing how to work the damn thing!

As for the verbal diarrhea--take an Immodium AD, swallow it or shove it up your ass and do us all a favor and shut the fuck up!
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Old 08-06-2011, 02:53 PM
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PG--

Prozac and Seroquel are your friends not your enemies. Take them as prescribed! Don't skip a dose, it's not recommended! Always take them with a glass of water--not whiskey as you have been doing!

That's why you've had so many drunken rants--taking your meds with whiskey it's not working! Stop mixing up the water with the whiskey!
I am a Black Woman and I approve of this message.
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Old 08-06-2011, 09:32 PM
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Three things---
For the RED--Unlike you, many, many, many BROTHASSSS seem to have their shit together--you don't!

For the green--STOP BEING A WHINY ASS PUNK! You're not trying to have serious chit chat session, you're trying to get some bullshit started!

How would you know anything about being a GROWN UP or a MAN--from your posts, all that is seen is that you're NEITHER! Matter of fact, what is seen is that your a 12 year old prepubescent kid that's got the need to let other's know that you have a working nutsack but you need "help" in learing how to work the damn thing!

As for the verbal diarrhea--take an Immodium AD, swallow it or shove it up your ass and do us all a favor and shut the fuck up!
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Old 08-09-2011, 11:16 AM
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Three things---
For the RED--Unlike you, many, many, many BROTHASSSS seem to have their shit together--you don't!

For the green--STOP BEING A WHINY ASS PUNK! You're not trying to have serious chit chat session, you're trying to get some bullshit started!

How would you know anything about being a GROWN UP or a MAN--from your posts, all that is seen is that you're NEITHER! Matter of fact, what is seen is that your a 12 year old prepubescent kid that's got the need to let other's know that you have a working nutsack but you need "help" in learing how to work the damn thing!

As for the verbal diarrhea--take an Immodium AD, swallow it or shove it up your ass and do us all a favor and shut the fuck up!
Typical sistah. See how angry sistahs are. Whiney ass punk? I'm not the one bitching and typing big enough for a blind man to see. Since you can't make me "shut the fuck up" how about YOU shut the fuck up and sit your black ass down.
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Old 08-06-2011, 03:13 PM
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We're both black men, so we're supposed to have a bond. See, this is the problem with most brothas today. We don't stick together.

For Dr.Phil - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE
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Old 08-06-2011, 04:44 PM
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