Dating Club 4 Men

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by PEP Guy

White Chocolate aka Black Kryptonite: This is that rare booty among white women that is full, bulbous, and well formed –the kind of butt you see on most sistahs. The booty, together with the easygoing personality, makes it extremely hard (no pun intended) for a black man to resist. See, this white girl can’t get the time of day from a white man, but she walks into a club and every brotha there tries to angle a way to get her number.

The Jedi Mind Trick: You see this white girl from the back and the booty is banging. But you get a side view, and the butt reveals itself to be flat and bounce-less. Most often, this white woman gets over in the club, where the lights are low and dimensions are hard to make out. You only find out you’ve been had once the panties come off.

Farmers Daughter: This white woman is only found in the Midwest and the South, these are white women from agrarian backgrounds whose family history of farm labor reveals itself in the jeans. Hers. Farmers daughters have the kind of booty suburban women spend hours and hours on a Stair Master trying to get. These butts are round and tight.

Trailer Park Pancake: Indigenous to the trailer park, the Trailer Park Pancake booty is the kind of ass that’s not too flat, not too fat, and all kinds of double-wide. Frequently, the woman is missing teeth, which in some practical ways, is a plus.

The Half-Crack: Also known as Muffin Butt, this white girl has too much fat and not enough booty in the back. It’s hard to know where her waist ends and her ass begins.

Ass-Sack: This kind of booty is round enough, but gravity is having its way. The butt is getting longer instead of rounder. A lot of “liberated” white women have this kind of booty –they spend too much time sitting at a desk and not enough time on the Stair Master. I wanted to elaborate because I’m just trying to get you two brothas to understand what to look for when you date, especially if you decide you don’t want to date sistahs no more.

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