Dating Club 4 Men

[christiangirl]

He found us.

Originally Posted by 33girl

moved to the broom closet in the Hall of Justice.

iLaughed

Originally Posted by VandalSquirrel

No one else thought of the Hair Club for Men and if they offer dual membership?

Sure did!

[33girl]

Originally Posted by PEP Guy

This is something I feel that most men should get involved with. The article was good, and very well written.

What article? This was a link to a website. The thing that you looked at is called a "page."

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by 33girl

What article? This was a link to a website. The thing that you looked at is called a "page."

$5 bucks he answers your question by writing a book. lol

[BluPhire]

Originally Posted by PEP Guy

tl;dr

Man all the energy you putting in these threads, you should instead put toward writing a book.

[PEP Guy]

Originally Posted by 33girl

What article? This was a link to a website. The thing that you looked at is called a "page."

Page/article, same thing.

Originally Posted by BluPhire

Man all the energy you putting in these threads, you should instead put toward writing a book.

I don't know what tl dr means, but I am working on a book. It's about sistahs, their insecurity and attitude problem, and also why so many of them can't find or keep a man.

[MysticCat]

Originally Posted by PEP Guy

It's about sistahs, their insecurity and attitude problem . . . .

[christiangirl]

^^*love*

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by PEP Guy

She farts in her sleep, man so loud, you’ll duck. And she doesn’t always smell like Chanel No. 5, but then neither do you, Musty McCrusty.

http://youtu.be/JGahV4WWz1E

Originally Posted by PEP Guy

I don't know what tl dr means, but I am working on a book. It's about sistahs, their insecurity and attitude problem, and also why so many of them can't find or keep a man.

[PEP Guy]

Originally Posted by MysticCat

Where is the irony? I don’t like sistahs, so what’s wrong with that. I don’t see where the irony is. Black women ignored me but white women were easygoing and available. I think this is how most black men develop a preference. They take their experiences, negative and positive, and pull out the common thread. I didn’t hate black women or have a color complex, white women just treated me better. They were a little more kind and not as hell-bent on arguing and copping an attitude about every little thing, holding my feet to the fire just for the fun of it. So dating white women was not only the path of least resistance, it was comfortable and, after awhile, normal. I was a man-child trying to find my manhood and I had no desire to be hurt, fought or humiliated along the way. See, there were concessions I made at first while dating white women. Like most brothas who date interracially, I had to imagine a new beauty paradigm. I’d been surrounded by black women my whole life, so I had to get accustomed to the idea that white women are just different physically and adjust my gaze a bit.

Originally Posted by PrettyBoy

No, I’m not mad at all. I just don’t like sistahs. Now, there are some white women who I wouldn't fuck with either. I’m an ass man. Allow me to elaborate. See, most people have certain physical preferences. Black men are no different. Generally, we like women with full hips, round behinds, and firm spherical breast. If you don’t believe me, look at some of the women black popular culture idolizes: Pam Grier, Chaka Khan, Lena Horne, and the list goes on. Even white folks know these sistahs are fine. Thus, brothas who date interracially find themselves changing their standards. The scales vary, but it goes something like this: if a white girl has an ass at all, flat, fat, wide, whatever, she gets about four points. Black women and white women have totally different types of asses. A black girl’s behind is the symbol of ethereal sensuality: it’s an event. It’s the gyroscope that keeps the whole world in motion from the beginning of time itself, the presence that leaves whole blocks of gaping men asunder. Don’t ask me how a woman’s behind could move me to lush prose. All I know is that black women in thongs make everything in this world so much more bearable.

Don’t misquote me –there are some white women with incredible behinds. In fact, my dick is getting hard thinking about it. I know, I’ve dated nearly all of them. However, they just don’t move the same way; their asses don’t demand the same respect. A white woman can have the same exact measurements, wear the same clothes, and put on the typical sistah attitude, but her subpar posterior pales in comparison to the natural grace of a black woman. See, what you and the brotha who said he loves irony, need to understand is white girl booty, just like black girl booty, comes in a few varieties. Please allow me to explain

White Chocolate aka Black Kryptonite: This is that rare booty among white women that is full, bulbous, and well formed –the kind of butt you see on most sistahs. The booty, together with the easygoing personality, makes it extremely hard (no pun intended) for a black man to resist. See, this white girl can’t get the time of day from a white man, but she walks into a club and every brotha there tries to angle a way to get her number.

The Jedi Mind Trick: You see this white girl from the back and the booty is banging. But you get a side view, and the butt reveals itself to be flat and bounce-less. Most often, this white woman gets over in the club, where the lights are low and dimensions are hard to make out. You only find out you’ve been had once the panties come off.

Farmers Daughter: This white woman is only found in the Midwest and the South, these are white women from agrarian backgrounds whose family history of farm labor reveals itself in the jeans. Hers. Farmers daughters have the kind of booty suburban women spend hours and hours on a Stair Master trying to get. These butts are round and tight.

Trailer Park Pancake: Indigenous to the trailer park, the Trailer Park Pancake booty is the kind of ass that’s not too flat, not too fat, and all kinds of double-wide. Frequently, the woman is missing teeth, which in some practical ways, is a plus.

The Half-Crack: Also known as Muffin Butt, this white girl has too much fat and not enough booty in the back. It’s hard to know where her waist ends and her ass begins.

Ass-Sack: This kind of booty is round enough, but gravity is having its way. The butt is getting longer instead of rounder. A lot of “liberated” white women have this kind of booty –they spend too much time sitting at a desk and not enough time on the Stair Master. I wanted to elaborate because I’m just trying to get you two brothas to understand what to look for when you date, especially if you decide you don’t want to date sistahs no more.

[DrPhil]

Originally Posted by Troll Guy

I don’t like sistahs, so what’s wrong with that.

Nothing is wrong with that. It's just a slow news day on GreekChat.

Time for the more interesting stuff: Why do you keep explaining yourself? Why do you type so much? Are you a talker? Are you bored? Is this your novel or blog entry for the month? Is this your therapy session? Do you want to shock us or for Black women to fight for you? LOL.

[PEP Guy]

Originally Posted by DrPhil

Nothing is wrong with that. It's just a slow news day on GreekChat.

Time for the more interesting stuff: Why do you keep explaining yourself? Why do you type so much? Are you a talker? Are you bored? Is this your novel or blog entry for the month? Is this your therapy session? Do you want to shock us or for Black women to fight for you? LOL.

What does troll mean? If that's something derogatory I don't appreciate it, man. Brothas are supposed to stick together.

I got down time at work, so I'm posting my thoughts just like the rest of y'all. Do you see where I'm coming from, though?

[DrPhil]

Originally Posted by PEP Guy

What does troll mean? If that's something derogatory I don't appreciate it, man. Brothas are supposed to stick together.

It is wonderful that you feel a bond with me.

Originally Posted by PEP Guy

I got down time at work, so I'm posting my thoughts just like the rest of y'all. Do you see where I'm coming from, though?

I can tell you are bored. I haven't read but one sentence from two of your longass posts.

[MysticCat]

Originally Posted by PEP Guy

Where is the irony? . . . . I don’t see where the irony is.

Of course you don't, bless your heart.

[libramunoz]

Pep-

Get back on your MEDS!

Your rants and raving has shown that you've been off them for WWWAAAYYYY too long!

It's o.k. that you were "feeling o.k." without being on them, but the times, they are a changin' and it's time to get back on them again!

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by PEP Guy

White Chocolate aka Black Kryptonite: This is that rare booty among white women that is full, bulbous, and well formed –the kind of butt you see on most sistahs. The booty, together with the easygoing personality, makes it extremely hard (no pun intended) for a black man to resist. See, this white girl can’t get the time of day from a white man, but she walks into a club and every brotha there tries to angle a way to get her number.

The Jedi Mind Trick: You see this white girl from the back and the booty is banging. But you get a side view, and the butt reveals itself to be flat and bounce-less. Most often, this white woman gets over in the club, where the lights are low and dimensions are hard to make out. You only find out you’ve been had once the panties come off.

Farmers Daughter: This white woman is only found in the Midwest and the South, these are white women from agrarian backgrounds whose family history of farm labor reveals itself in the jeans. Hers. Farmers daughters have the kind of booty suburban women spend hours and hours on a Stair Master trying to get. These butts are round and tight.

Trailer Park Pancake: Indigenous to the trailer park, the Trailer Park Pancake booty is the kind of ass that’s not too flat, not too fat, and all kinds of double-wide. Frequently, the woman is missing teeth, which in some practical ways, is a plus.

The Half-Crack: Also known as Muffin Butt, this white girl has too much fat and not enough booty in the back. It’s hard to know where her waist ends and her ass begins.

Ass-Sack: This kind of booty is round enough, but gravity is having its way. The butt is getting longer instead of rounder. A lot of “liberated” white women have this kind of booty –they spend too much time sitting at a desk and not enough time on the Stair Master. I wanted to elaborate because I’m just trying to get you two brothas to understand what to look for when you date, especially if you decide you don’t want to date sistahs no more.

http://youtu.be/WHj6D4OoavM