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05-01-2011, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Drolefille
Wait, so you're saying that men think about sex and women think about shopping? So... men don't understand that women have uncontrollable urges to shop? Man this sure is tricky. I hope some man who understands this will come and explain it to me!
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Live-in has to to keep me on a short leash when we're out in public because I cannot control my urges to buy things. Also, he gives me an allowance of $15 per day all in $1 bills.
Oh, who are we kidding - I don't need an allowance, I'm only ever in the kitchen!
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05-01-2011, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by agzg
Live-in has to to keep me on a short leash when we're out in public because I cannot control my urges to buy things. Also, he gives me an allowance of $15 per day all in $1 bills.
Oh, who are we kidding - I don't need an allowance, I'm only ever in the kitchen!
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You sound really ungrateful. Know your role.
/I didn't request whipped cream on my Coldstone's and the fact that it hasn't melted with my ice cream is kind of scary. What the shiznit is this whipped cream made of?! Would a man even ponder this?!/
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05-01-2011, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by DrPhil
You sound really ungrateful. Know your role.
/I didn't request whipped cream on my Coldstone's and the fact that it hasn't melted with my ice cream is kind of scary. What the shiznit is this whipped cream made of?! Would a man even ponder this?!/
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Whipped cream doesn't melt at the same temp as ice cream, so maybe it's just good whipped cream?
I'm sure a man wouldn't worry his serious big brain over such frivolity.
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05-01-2011, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Drolefille
Whipped cream doesn't melt at the same temp as ice cream, so maybe it's just good whipped cream?
I'm sure a man wouldn't worry his serious big brain over such frivolity.
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Thanks. I wouldn't know because real women only eat whipped cream when it's on a crazy manpart. Roar, manpart, roar!
WOCKAWOCKAWOCKA...BADUMDUM...CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH......
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05-01-2011, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by DrPhil
Thanks. I wouldn't know because real women only eat whipped cream when it's on a crazy manpart. Roar, manpart, roar!
WOCKAWOCKAWOCKA...BADUMDUM...CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH......
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Had I been eating whipped cream then, it would have squirted out my nose.
And then no man would ever have urges for me 
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05-01-2011, 08:28 PM
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Had I been eating whipped cream then, it would have squirted out my nose.
And then no man would ever have urges for me |
Correct. Real men don't want a woman who can't swallow the cream.
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05-01-2011, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by DrPhil
Correct. Real men don't want a woman who can't swallow the cream.
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On a more serious note, swallowing is just less messy.
#TeamJustSwallowIt
/besides, what man will date a messy woman.
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