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[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by 33girl

I answered dumb with dumb. She was dumb to assume that I was saying biological urges = it's OK to rape.

You're making two arguments, one is that you have knowledge of male urges that women cannot understand and the other is that women should take responsibility because men have these urges. Both are silly.

And if all I have to go on is Drolefille's posts on this board, then yes, she does give off the impression that she really doesn't like men. Or women. Or life. Or much of anything in particular.

You sound so very concerned. You and AF can get together and talk about how worried you are about the path my life has taken me on.

Originally Posted by DrPhil

Thank me later:

Wait, so you're saying that men think about sex and women think about shopping? So... men don't understand that women have uncontrollable urges to shop? Man this sure is tricky. I hope some man who understands this will come and explain it to me!

[DrPhil]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

Wait, so you're saying that men think about sex and women think about shopping? So... men don't understand that women have uncontrollable urges to shop? Man this sure is tricky. I hope some man who understands this will come and explain it to me!

Don't fret. I'm eating Coldstone's Creamery and it is heaven in a bowl. That makes it all okay. And there were a lot of men there so I guess both women and men eat Coldstone's. SheBOING, BOING, BOINNNNNNNNNG......

Now can we all be friends. There are enough viewpoints for all of us to party together. Hugs to Drolefille, 33girl, sigmadiva, Alumiyum, knight_shadow, and everyone else who has posted in this thread.

(((Blame the Coldstone's. )))

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by DrPhil

Don't fret. I'm eating Coldstone's Creamery and it is heaven in a bowl. That makes it all okay. And there were a lot of men there so I guess both women and men eat Coldstone's. SheBOING, BOING, BOINNNNNNNNNG......

Now can we all be friends. There are enough viewpoints for all of us to party together. Hugs to Drolefille, 33girl, sigmadiva, Alumiyum, knight_shadow, and everyone else who has posted in this thread.

(((Blame the Coldstone's. )))

Ugh, hate you for not bringing enough to share.

[DrPhil]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

Ugh, hate you for not bringing enough to share.

You know that women are some stingy bitches.

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by agzg

Live-in has to to keep me on a short leash when we're out in public because I cannot control my urges to buy things. Also, he gives me an allowance of $15 per day all in $1 bills.

Oh, who are we kidding - I don't need an allowance, I'm only ever in the kitchen!

Your uncontrollable urges to buy things must be the only reason you buy shoes. You know you're supposed to be barefoot in case live-in feels some urges.

Originally Posted by DrPhil

You know that women are some stingy bitches.

Ugh. I hate women. And men. I'm a She-Ra He-Man Wo/Man and life and everything hater.

[agzg]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

Wait, so you're saying that men think about sex and women think about shopping? So... men don't understand that women have uncontrollable urges to shop? Man this sure is tricky. I hope some man who understands this will come and explain it to me!

Live-in has to to keep me on a short leash when we're out in public because I cannot control my urges to buy things. Also, he gives me an allowance of $15 per day all in $1 bills.

Oh, who are we kidding - I don't need an allowance, I'm only ever in the kitchen!

[DrPhil]

Originally Posted by agzg

Live-in has to to keep me on a short leash when we're out in public because I cannot control my urges to buy things. Also, he gives me an allowance of $15 per day all in $1 bills.

Oh, who are we kidding - I don't need an allowance, I'm only ever in the kitchen!

You sound really ungrateful. Know your role.

/I didn't request whipped cream on my Coldstone's and the fact that it hasn't melted with my ice cream is kind of scary. What the shiznit is this whipped cream made of?! Would a man even ponder this?!/

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by DrPhil

You sound really ungrateful. Know your role.

/I didn't request whipped cream on my Coldstone's and the fact that it hasn't melted with my ice cream is kind of scary. What the shiznit is this whipped cream made of?! Would a man even ponder this?!/

Whipped cream doesn't melt at the same temp as ice cream, so maybe it's just good whipped cream?

I'm sure a man wouldn't worry his serious big brain over such frivolity.

[DrPhil]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

Whipped cream doesn't melt at the same temp as ice cream, so maybe it's just good whipped cream?

I'm sure a man wouldn't worry his serious big brain over such frivolity.

Thanks. I wouldn't know because real women only eat whipped cream when it's on a crazy manpart. Roar, manpart, roar!

WOCKAWOCKAWOCKA...BADUMDUM...CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH......

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by DrPhil

Thanks. I wouldn't know because real women only eat whipped cream when it's on a crazy manpart. Roar, manpart, roar!

WOCKAWOCKAWOCKA...BADUMDUM...CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH......

Had I been eating whipped cream then, it would have squirted out my nose.


And then no man would ever have urges for me

[DrPhil]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

Had I been eating whipped cream then, it would have squirted out my nose.


And then no man would ever have urges for me

Correct. Real men don't want a woman who can't swallow the cream.

[33girl]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

You sound so very concerned. You and AF can get together and talk about how worried you are about the path my life has taken me on.

What does AF have to do with anything?