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Originally Posted by agzg
Live-in has to to keep me on a short leash when we're out in public because I cannot control my urges to buy things. Also, he gives me an allowance of $15 per day all in $1 bills.
Oh, who are we kidding - I don't need an allowance, I'm only ever in the kitchen!
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Your uncontrollable urges to buy things must be the only reason you buy shoes. You know you're supposed to be barefoot in case live-in feels some urges.
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Originally Posted by DrPhil
You know that women are some stingy bitches.
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Ugh. I hate women. And men. I'm a She-Ra He-Man Wo/Man and life and everything hater.