Getting a couple of things straight....

[DrPhil]

Originally Posted by agzg

But this is my FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE READIN'!

The fine print: You are not being charged for the 5 minutes that you are placed on hold by the operator. You are charged as soon as I get on the phone, in all of my superb greatness.

Learn how to read the fine print.

[agzg]

Originally Posted by DrPhil

The fine print: You are not being charged for the 5 minutes that you are placed on hold by the operator. You are charged as soon as I get on the phone, in all of my superb greatness.

Learn how to read the fine print.

You, DrPhil, are a scam.

[DrPhil]

Originally Posted by agzg

You, DrPhil, are a scam.

"She don't wanna be saved."

Originally Posted by AzTheta

Is this the part where I send you my bank routing number and you send me a million dollars? I've been WAITING for you to appear and grant me my wishes.

Yes, indeed. I look forward to that PM.


Welcome back, VandalSquirrel! Scaring bears and threatening the OP.

[knight_shadow]

Originally Posted by DrPhil

But whhhhhhhhhhhhhhy is this bear reppin thug life?

*exits stage left*

[AZTheta]

Originally Posted by knight_shadow

But whhhhhhhhhhhhhhy is this bear reppin thug life?

*exits stage left*

'scuse me, that is a squirrel in a bear costume. Please do not piss off the squirrel.

[knight_shadow]

Originally Posted by AzTheta

'scuse me, that is a squirrel in a bear costume. Please do not piss off the squirrel.

I ain't scurred of no squirrel.

Yea, I said it.

[agzg]

Originally Posted by knight_shadow

I ain't scurred of no squirrel.

Yea, I said it.

[VandalSquirrel]

Originally Posted by Psi U MC Vito

Want me to visit her before getting the hell out of NJ?

Nah, unless you're dropping off dysentery. Wait, don't go near dysentery, you're taking the Oregon Trail and you don't want your oxen to die while fording the river.

Originally Posted by DrPhil

"She don't wanna be saved."



Yes, indeed. I look forward to that PM.


Welcome back, VandalSquirrel! Scaring bears and threatening the OP.

I swear I only have altercations with wildlife when I have to pee. Granted it is because some loud ass animal makes noise and wakes me up, and then when I pop out of my tent it is all Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom out there. Maybe I should get a "go girl" and empty bottles of Gatorade to keep in my tent to prevent nature/nature calls encounters in the future.

I was so and when I said there were Bears, NO ONE thought of large hairy men in leather. I knew Otters and Twinks would fly over heads as well.

[VandalSquirrel]

Originally Posted by IrishLake

This flounce only gets a 4 out of a possible 10.

She's like fluorite when she's trying to be a diamond. I personally would have gone with talc, but you're more experienced than I am in this area.

Maybe an R horizon when one really wants to be an A?

(I'm so glad I know you know what I'm saying, and the OP is definitely poorly sorted, and probably prone to mass wasting.)

[IrishLake]

Originally Posted by VandalSquirrel

(I'm so glad I know you know what I'm saying, and the OP is definitely poorly sorted, and probably prone to mass wasting.)

I was gonna say she's I'm thinking a poorly sorted conglomerate!

[DrPhil]

Originally Posted by VandalSquirrel

I swear I only have altercations with wildlife when I have to pee. Granted it is because some loud ass animal makes noise and wakes me up, and then when I pop out of my tent it is all Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom out there. Maybe I should get a "go girl" and empty bottles of Gatorade to keep in my tent to prevent nature/nature calls encounters in the future.

I was so and when I said there were Bears, NO ONE thought of large hairy men in leather. I knew Otters and Twinks would fly over heads as well.

I would be a tent pisser. It's bad enough to have wild kingdom around my tent, I wouldn't want to mingle with the animals to go pee.

On second thought, I wouldn't be out there in the first place. LOL. You're a good one.

[VandalSquirrel]

Originally Posted by DrPhil

I would be a tent pisser. It's bad enough to have wild kingdom around my tent, I wouldn't want to mingle with the animals to go pee.

On second thought, I wouldn't be out there in the first place. LOL. You're a good one.

Well some people think that if they pee around their tent they will keep animals away, but I think it could also intrigue animals, so I go in the woods or in the outhouse. Speaking of the outhouse, we screened all the dirt, made the walls straight with a plumb bob, and did a soil profile of the walls. I don't think I've ever peed on anything that scientific before.

Oh and I was burning with rage that no one got my Anchorman jokes about periods and bears.

Brick Tamland: I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

I said that to someone as a joke and she freaked out that bears would come after her. When I shared with the others, they had never seen Anchorman either. It kind of made me sad to not have that pop culture reference appreciated.

[AZTheta]

Originally Posted by DrPhil

That depends on how much money you're sending me.

Same to you, AzTheta. Send your bank routing number via PM and I can tell you anything you need to know. Puppies...rainbows...ponies...alladat.

Is this the part where I send you my bank routing number and you send me a million dollars? I've been WAITING for you to appear and grant me my wishes.

Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

The only question left for the OP is whether she will flounce in this thread, or create a whole new flounce thread, since there's too much negativity in this one.

There's an OP? There's gonna be a flounce? I just saw Dr. Phil's post and got really happy; then I saw agzg's posts, and the Squirrels showed up, so I figured I belonged in here somewhere.

Sorry. Back to the bleachers...

ps I can't read yellow font.