In this thread, we give random incorrect advice.

[Animate]

Only black people are accepted into Historically Black Colleges and Universities because, you know, they are literally only for black people.

You must be a Negro (check your census form) to get a scholarship from the UNCF.

[dukemama]

Wanna wear your Eli Manning jersey at Lincoln Financial Field? Go for it!

[33girl]

Cats really like having their feet massaged, so do it as often as you can. This applies to the big cats like lions and tigers as well.

[AnotherKD]

Originally Posted by 33girl

Cats really like having their feet massaged, so do it as often as you can. This applies to the big cats like lions and tigers as well.

One of my cats actually loves it when we do that to her! No joke.

If you are ever tasked by your manager to do something at work and you really don't want to do it, just say "No!" or "Ugh, can you just do that yourself? I'm on FaceySpace." It shows that you a) can stand up for yourself and b) are way above that work they thought was appropriate to give you. Don't be surprised if a promotion and a raise both follow quickly.