In this thread, we give random incorrect advice.

[SydneyK]

^^ That made me giggle. Then I remembered the pic I saw of the little boy who had run while holding a fork. Pic below (linked instead of posted so people who don't want to see it don't have to.)

Click at your own risk. (It's safe for work, but it'll make moms cringe.)

[ree-Xi]

Originally Posted by SydneyK

^^ That made me giggle. Then I remembered the pic I saw of the little boy who had run while holding a fork. Pic below (linked instead of posted so people who don't want to see it don't have to.)

Click at your own risk. (It's safe for work, but it'll make moms cringe.)

Nightmares!

[wide-eyed]

Originally Posted by SydneyK

^^ That made me giggle. Then I remembered the pic I saw of the little boy who had run while holding a fork. Pic below (linked instead of posted so people who don't want to see it don't have to.)

Click at your own risk. (It's safe for work, but it'll make moms cringe.)

Not just mothers... my insides turned!


Also, it is important to disregard your roommates polite requests not to eat their food. You are simply teaching them to share.

[chickenoodle]

Originally Posted by WCsweet<3

Blue eyeshadow all over your eyes and up to your eyebrows looks great especially when added with a blue tinted red lipstick.

Originally Posted by Parfait

Don't forget a TON of blush, you want that happy flushed look! Don't forget to buy your foundation a few shades too dark for a nice tanned look, don't even think about putting it on your neck because foundation should only touch your face.

This is especially important for job interviews. Bright eyeshadow, lots of blush and a dark foundation will help the recruiter/interviewer remember you!

Originally Posted by Parfait

You have a test tomorrow?
Stay up all night drinking or show up drunk for the test. Remember to ask the professor when you can take the test because you're obviously not prepared and s/he should have kept YOUR schedule in mind.

Originally Posted by Parfait

Ouch! Either they also stayed out or you're still smarter then they are when drunk. I've never walked into a test drunk....

I've taken a few quizzes drunk (last chance quizzes for an online class) and I've done better on those than when I actually prepare and study for the quiz (sober).

My advice:

If you're looking for a roommate, try the internet. Craig's List is a great place to start. Take it from me, you'll get a great roommate who is responsible and not at all crazy.