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11-18-2009, 01:42 AM
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Originally Posted by chickenoodle
I'm just impressed a 2 ft turd came out of a human...
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So was I! When I saw how long it was, I almost lost my.....well, you know. 
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11-18-2009, 02:08 AM
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Hahaha that's hilarious, but I would be impressed, too. My sister and I would also discuss it at great length (no pun intended!)
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11-18-2009, 03:43 AM
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Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek
And I totally used to get you and XAntoftheSkyX mixed up too. "I now know how to tell" you two apart, as well. One of you posts about normal everyday things, while the other posts about how he searches his poop for undigested corn.
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*Insert trombone womp womp*
I'm also trying to post reaction images with my replies, just a way to spice things up.
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11-18-2009, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by chickenoodle
I had to look up the record. It's 12 feet from an American.
I'm just impressed a 2 ft turd came out of a human...
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thats friggin nasty. you have to be really full of it. and your stomach must hate you for that mess.
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11-18-2009, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by XAntoftheSkyX
*Insert trombone womp womp*
I'm also trying to post reaction images with my replies, just a way to spice things up. |
I would have loved to see what kind of reaction image you posted. 
eta: Whupps, it just appeared, but it took forever. lol lol
HILARIOUS!!!!!!
Oh, and you were the one who I was referring to as the normal guy, not Xanthus. He's gross.
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11-18-2009, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by tld221
thats friggin nasty. you have to be really full of it. and your stomach must hate you for that mess.
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I wonder how long you'd have to be in there to pass that...
Ok. I'm done 
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11-18-2009, 09:46 PM
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Haha, I've been looking all over for this thread. There's been a bunch of shit I wanted to post. The most recent thing that happened to me was quite incredible. Last week I swallowed a whole shit load of apple bubble gum, then when it was time for me to take a shit, the gum wouldn't let go of the ball of shit that was hanging from my ass. I tried to wiggle on the toilet to get it to drop, but still no go. Luckily, there was a pair of scissors on top of the bathroom sink, so I stood up a little to grab the scissors and believe it or not, the piece if shit was still hanging from my asshole by a string of fucking bubble gum. It was awesome! I finally cut it off with the scissors. Listen to this. When I wiped my ass, it was green gum mixed with shit on the toilet paper, and the bathroom smelled like apple flavored shit. Haha.
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11-18-2009, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by christiangirl
Soooo I just checked the world record for longest turd to see if I came anywhere near (my last bathroom break was quite impressive). Alas, I was short by about 10 feet. Crap. (pun intended)
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Haha, this is awesome!
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Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek
I would have loved to see what kind of reaction image you posted.
eta: Whupps, it just appeared, but it took forever. lol lol
HILARIOUS!!!!!!
Oh, and you were the one who I was referring to as the normal guy, not Xanthus. He's gross. |
Do you get off on making personal insults about everybody you come in contact with? We already get that you're a conceited little stuck up cunt, so you don't have to keep proving to us that you are one.
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11-18-2009, 11:39 PM
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Do you get off on making personal insults about everybody you come in contact with? We already get that you're a conceited little stuck up cunt, so you don't have to keep proving to us that you are one.
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Oh whatever! You're such a prick and your choice of words totally fits you and your disgusting posts. You come on a message board telling people you knocked up some bimbo, then you ask how to take care of your own kid, and on top of that, everything you post is about sex. That's all you think about all day and everyday, Xanthus! Everyone knows that you're a disgusting, hard up, immature, stupid, irresponsible bag of douche! "You've already proved" it on several occasions. Then you get pissed when you're called a troll. Instead of trying to insult me, and making yourself look like a complete jerk, how about going to career builder.com and start searching for a REAL job, you inconsiderate stale sperm donor!!!
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11-18-2009, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek
Oh whatever! You're such a prick and your choice of words totally fits you and your disgusting posts. You come on a message board telling people you knocked up some bimbo, then you ask how to take care of your own kid, and on top of that, everything you post is about sex. That's all you think about all day and everyday, Xanthus! Everyone knows that you're a disgusting, hard up, immature, stupid, irresponsible bag of douche! "You've already proved" it on several occasions. Then you get pissed when you're called a troll. Instead of trying to insult me, and making yourself look like a complete jerk, how about going to career builder.com and start searching for a REAL job, you inconsiderate stale sperm donor!!!
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That just happened.
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11-19-2009, 02:34 AM
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^ *like*
and *like* the post above, as well
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11-20-2009, 03:08 AM
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Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek
Oh whatever! You're such a prick and your choice of words totally fits you and your disgusting posts. You come on a message board telling people you knocked up some bimbo, then you ask how to take care of your own kid, and on top of that, everything you post is about sex. That's all you think about all day and everyday, Xanthus! Everyone knows that you're a disgusting, hard up, immature, stupid, irresponsible bag of douche! "You've already proved" it on several occasions. Then you get pissed when you're called a troll. Instead of trying to insult me, and making yourself look like a complete jerk, how about going to career builder.com and start searching for a REAL job, you inconsiderate stale sperm donor!!!
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11-20-2009, 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted by chickenoodle
I wonder how long you'd have to be in there to pass that...
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Approximately 2 hours according to wiki. 
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11-20-2009, 03:40 AM
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Ewww my dog keeps farting!
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11-20-2009, 05:28 AM
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Originally Posted by LucyKKG
Ewww my dog keeps farting!
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It's not as bad as having the cat's litter box near your computer.
I've inspired more image reactions! This one's for you, PB
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