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11-18-2009, 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by christiangirl
Soooo I just checked the world record for longest turd to see if I came anywhere near (my last bathroom break was quite impressive). Alas, I was short by about 10 feet. Crap. (pun intended)
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I had to look up the record. It's 12 feet from an American.
I'm just impressed a 2 ft turd came out of a human...
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11-18-2009, 01:42 AM
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I'm just impressed a 2 ft turd came out of a human...
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So was I! When I saw how long it was, I almost lost my.....well, you know. 
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11-18-2009, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by chickenoodle
I had to look up the record. It's 12 feet from an American.
I'm just impressed a 2 ft turd came out of a human...
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thats friggin nasty. you have to be really full of it. and your stomach must hate you for that mess.
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11-18-2009, 02:43 PM
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thats friggin nasty. you have to be really full of it. and your stomach must hate you for that mess.
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I wonder how long you'd have to be in there to pass that...
Ok. I'm done 
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11-18-2009, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by christiangirl
Soooo I just checked the world record for longest turd to see if I came anywhere near (my last bathroom break was quite impressive). Alas, I was short by about 10 feet. Crap. (pun intended)
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Haha, this is awesome!
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Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek
I would have loved to see what kind of reaction image you posted. 
eta: Whupps, it just appeared, but it took forever. lol lol
HILARIOUS!!!!!!
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Do you get off on making personal insults about everybody you come in contact with? We already get that you're a conceited little stuck up cunt, so you don't have to keep proving to us that you are one.
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11-18-2009, 11:39 PM
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Do you get off on making personal insults about everybody you come in contact with? We already get that you're a conceited little stuck up cunt, so you don't have to keep proving to us that you are one.
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Oh whatever! You're such a prick and your choice of words totally fits you and your disgusting posts. You come on a message board telling people you knocked up some bimbo, then you ask how to take care of your own kid, and on top of that, everything you post is about sex. That's all you think about all day and everyday, Xanthus! Everyone knows that you're a disgusting, hard up, immature, stupid, irresponsible bag of douche! "You've already proved" it on several occasions. Then you get pissed when you're called a troll. Instead of trying to insult me, and making yourself look like a complete jerk, how about going to career builder.com and start searching for a REAL job, you inconsiderate stale sperm donor!!!
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11-18-2009, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek
Oh whatever! You're such a prick and your choice of words totally fits you and your disgusting posts. You come on a message board telling people you knocked up some bimbo, then you ask how to take care of your own kid, and on top of that, everything you post is about sex. That's all you think about all day and everyday, Xanthus! Everyone knows that you're a disgusting, hard up, immature, stupid, irresponsible bag of douche! "You've already proved" it on several occasions. Then you get pissed when you're called a troll. Instead of trying to insult me, and making yourself look like a complete jerk, how about going to career builder.com and start searching for a REAL job, you inconsiderate stale sperm donor!!!
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That just happened.
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11-20-2009, 03:08 AM
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Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek
Oh whatever! You're such a prick and your choice of words totally fits you and your disgusting posts. You come on a message board telling people you knocked up some bimbo, then you ask how to take care of your own kid, and on top of that, everything you post is about sex. That's all you think about all day and everyday, Xanthus! Everyone knows that you're a disgusting, hard up, immature, stupid, irresponsible bag of douche! "You've already proved" it on several occasions. Then you get pissed when you're called a troll. Instead of trying to insult me, and making yourself look like a complete jerk, how about going to career builder.com and start searching for a REAL job, you inconsiderate stale sperm donor!!!
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11-20-2009, 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted by chickenoodle
I wonder how long you'd have to be in there to pass that...
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Approximately 2 hours according to wiki. 
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11-20-2009, 07:24 AM
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Phi Sigma Biological Sciences Honor Society “Daisies that bring you joy are better than roses that bring you sorrow. If I had my life to live over, I'd pick more Daisies!”
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11-21-2009, 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek
Oh whatever! You're such a prick and your choice of words totally fits you and your disgusting posts. You come on a message board telling people you knocked up some bimbo, then you ask how to take care of your own kid, and on top of that, everything you post is about sex. That's all you think about all day and everyday, Xanthus! Everyone knows that you're a disgusting, hard up, immature, stupid, irresponsible bag of douche! "You've already proved" it on several occasions. Then you get pissed when you're called a troll. Instead of trying to insult me, and making yourself look like a complete jerk, how about going to career builder.com and start searching for a REAL job, you inconsiderate stale sperm donor!!!
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clap....................................... clap.................................... clap.
You get a round of a fucking plause for that one. Awesome! I'm surprised, because I didn't expect a response from you at all. I figured miss goody two shoes was too good to chat with me, since I work a fast food job PART TIME. I guess I'm a piece of shit for that though. I keep forgetting that you're CheerfulGEEK cough cough, I meant Cheerfulgreek, the conceited cunt. Listen, I personally really don't give a shit what you or others on here think about my threads about my kid or job. You don't know me, and you've never seen me. I could be standing right next to you at a supermarket and you wouldn't know I was that "bag of douche", now would you? That's the beauty of a message board. I can say whatever the fuck I want to as long as I'm not breaking any rules. There is no such thing as TMI on a message board if my picture isn't posted on here, so fuck you bitch. You can talk all the shit you want to about my job, but it's part time and it's money I'm putting away. It's money I haven't even touched. I have a professional full time sales job so you can fuck yourself with that stupid comment you made about me getting a "Real Job". I really have to remind myself who I'm dealing with here. I'm dealing with a conceited chick who thinks she's better than everyone else. I'm dealing with a chick who lifts herself up by cutting others down. I'm also dealing with a fucking nerd who's obsessed with a fucking black hole. And you talk about me being hard-up, you probably haven't been nailed in 5 years that's why you're always so uptight. But then again, who would want to fuck a chick with thick glasses and a face full of pimples, who thinks she's Neil fucking Armstrong? Have a nice life and continue your success at being the whiney snob that you are.
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11-22-2009, 06:28 AM
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I'm a piece of shit.
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We finally agree on something.
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