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I just farted and is thinking about boning my secretary.

LOL

I'm mad these two things are in one sentence.

The secretary just bend over. Thong, red thong to be exact.

Just wrong man....LOL

I really hope I don't get whiskey dick tomorrow.

LOL I was laughing so hard at this one, that I made me farted too.

Wups, I just cut a silent one. LOL

Serious question here. Have you ever busted your ass and then shitted on yourself?

^^ yeah, I've done that


meanwhile, I hope that stuff is something the cat ate.

I once did something very inappropriate in the back of a dark lecture hall during a anthro film. :eek: :o :cool:

Bwhahhahaha at this whole thread.

Dionysus, I see your dark anthro hall and raise you a bus ride from DC.

And what's whiskey dick?

I love that we're educational around here.

Dude, this happened to me on a date. I excused myself so I could go to the bathroom to throw my underwear away. I finished the date wearing my jeans without wearing underwear. Great date, uncomfortable feeling.

I've never heard of this. I can get wasted and still bang all night, with a rock hard dick. There was one chick I was with before I met my ex wife. I banged her so long and hard that she wanted to stop. I guess the lubrication let up.

You have your own secretary? What do you DO?

Something

I just farted again. The secretary is still hot

This thread is disgusting.