The question "when are you going to have kids?"

[jessica.lanelle]

I get asked this question at least once a week. I am the only person at my work that does not have kids. I have dogs, though, and they are quite enough work. When people ask why I don't have kids, I tell them that I can't put a kid in the back yard with a bowl of water and a chew toy while I go to the bar with my friends.