The question "when are you going to have kids?"

[AOII_LB93]

"Have you started a Trust fun for said kid? How generous of you!"

"We practice daily, but it's just not working. Any tips?"

"When we're ready. When are you going to stop being a nosy asshole?"

"When we've decided that vacations and trips to Europe are no longer worth it."

[KSUViolet06]

Originally Posted by AOII_LB93

"When we've decided that vacations and trips to Europe are no longer worth it."

I like this one.

I rather enjoy the fact that I can go see a Cirque show in another state without having to arrange a sitter, or spend the entire evening attempting to enjoy Love with a kid crawling under the seat next to me.

I also like "when I don't like sleeping in anymore."

A friend of mine from church says "We're not ready for romantic dinner to consist of referee-ing kids at Bob Evans."