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Originally Posted by honeychile

Did you ever hear the quote that Jimmy Carter's mother made? The venerable Miss Lillian said, "When I look at my four children sometimes I say to myself, Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin." I bet that earned a big, "Thanks for nothing, Mom."

ETA: I read more of Miss Lillian's write up in Wikipedia: "When son Billy Carter's beer business had its ribbon cutting ceremony, a friend questioned Miss Lillian on whether or not she would attend. She remarked: "I attended Jimmy's inauguration didn't I?"

On the day of Jimmy's inauguration, Miss Lillian was asked if she was proud of her son and she asked blandly, Which one?"

Ouch! That's cold!