Corrupt-A-Wish

Fawn Liebowitz · #1 08-21-2008, 05:52 PM

Granted, but she gained 200 lbs.

I wish I had a man-servant to massage my feet and wash my hair every night.

honeychile · #2 08-21-2008, 11:49 PM

Granted, but he hasn't used mouthwash or deoderant for the last 10 years.

I wish my legs were as dark as my arms.

PANTHERTEKE · #3 08-22-2008, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by honeychile

Granted, but he hasn't used mouthwash or deoderant for the last 10 years.

I wish my legs were as dark as my arms.

Granted, now both your legs and arms are Blueberry colored.

I wish I had one more week off until Fall started.

summer_gphib · #4 08-22-2008, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by PANTHERTEKE

Granted, now both your legs and arms are Blueberry colored.

I wish I had one more week off until Fall started.

You get your extra week, but a heatwave hits and it's so hot or you'll develop blisters on your skin.

I wish I didn't have to go to a funeral visitation tonight.

AOII Angel · #5 08-22-2008, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by summer_gphib

You get your extra week, but a heatwave hits and it's so hot or you'll develop blisters on your skin.

I wish I didn't have to go to a funeral visitation tonight.

Granted...you don't have to go, but you get stuck in a pile up behind a stalled car on the interstate for 5 hours on the way to the movies and have a worse night than if you had just gone to the funeral.

I wish I wasn't hung over and at work!