Corrupt-A-Wish

[socialite]

granted but all the stuff on your floor must be picked up with the suction you create with your mouth

I wish i was at the olympics

[honeychile]

Granted, but you can only eat the native food from the outside vendors (snake on a stick, dog liver, dung beetles...)



I wish I had a new dishwasher.

[DaemonSeid]

Granted but she steals from you, doesn't speak English and you have her deported.





I wish i could play madden

[catiebug]

Granted, but Nicole Richie might get jealous.

I wish all my laundry was done, folded and put away.

[elusive47]

Originally Posted by catiebug

Granted, but Nicole Richie might get jealous.

I wish all my laundry was done, folded and put away.

Granted but your laundry has bleach stains all over it, and has shrunk so much that your clothes now can only fit a preschooler.

I wish trying to get into grad school wasn't so time consuming.

[catiebug]

Granted, but you are now a member of the DeVry Institute's Graduate School of Grating Up Those Little Tiny Onions to be Used on McDonald's Cheeseburgers.

I wish my ex would take the stick out of his ass.