Superficial Dealbreakers

LPIDelta · #1 07-31-2008, 01:41 PM

I have several posts about this on my blog--but here is my list so far:

Poor grammar in online profiles, and in general
Must know something about my career field
Fake bull testicles hanging from the tow of your truck
Crude bumper stickers (like "Orgasm Donor" and "F**K the Haters" in large size across the back window of your truck)

And I think I may add anyone who wears an Hawiian shirt more than once a year (if you're not from Hawaii)

Fun thread!

33girl · #2 07-31-2008, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by LPIDelta

Fake bull testicles hanging from the tow of your truck

I am inclined to believe this practice is regional (thank you, God).

Our things on trucks seem to be confined to the oh so witty Calvin peeing or Yosemite Sam "back off."

LPIDelta · #3 07-31-2008, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by 33girl

I am inclined to believe this practice is regional (thank you, God).

Our things on trucks seem to be confined to the oh so witty Calvin peeing or Yosemite Sam "back off."

I am not even sure they are supposed to be bull or human, but it grosses me out. I mean, I don't drive around with fake breasts on my car, you don't need to pretend in an attempt to impress someone.

And I totally second the bad kissing. I am having a rash of that lately, and I can't live with it. I never knew there were so many out there.

cheerfulgreek · #4 08-02-2008, 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by LPIDelta

Crude bumper stickers (like "Orgasm Donor" and "F**K the Haters" in large size across the back window of your truck)

My God, this post made me laugh SO hard. lol

cheerfulgreek · #5 08-02-2008, 04:27 AM

Hey, does anyone know what that white stuff is in the corners of a persons mouth? When I was in undergrad I went out with this guy who was ok looking, really nothing to write home about for his looks. He could hold a good conversation though. I forgot to mention this as a deal breaker for me, but everytime he would talk to me, there was this really gross white saliva stuff on each corner of his mouth. When he would talk, it was weird. I dunno, it was almost as if it wouldn't break apart. It just kept moving with his mouth. Sometimes it would be on the front of his lips. We were eating, but I had to stop. I thought I was going to gag. What is that? Gross.