girl in class: I'm sorry I didn't mean to laugh at you but I couldn't help myself!
me: So are you telling me you are incapable of controlling your own actions? That's your excuse hurting someone's feelings?
girl: yes, isn't that good enough?
random guy on the net: "I don't have a problem with people like you who come to believe in God of their own free will, but everyone knows Christians are just a bunch of mindless sheep who've all been brainwashed. There's no way you came to God on your own--that's impossible. You were socialized into it."
me: "Wait, you said you have no problem with me because I came to God on my own but now you just said you believe that's impossible."
random guy: Ummmm......
girl: You don't do anything but put people down.
me: All I said was that you couldn't look at my report. I was perfect cordial about it.
girl: Whatever! You are nothing but a child, you had no right to speak to me like that.
me: So you've upgraded from insulting me to namecalling. That's mature.
girl: YEAH BOO BOO I ALWAYS UPGRADE!
president of my school: "Research shows that conservatives are having more children than the liberals. That means the Christians will soon outpopulate the nonbelievers! We're overtaking them!
teacher: We all know what it's like to be followed around a store because we're black.
me: Yes, we do!
girl: Now CG you know nobody's every followed your light behind.
me: So you think light-skinned people don't deal with the same issues other black people do?
girl: Of course not, you aren't really black. You'll never have to deal with someone accusing you of stealing or calling you the "n" word. That stuff doesn't happened to light-skinned people and you know it.
white guy: I have a joke I know you're gonna love! So why are black people getting stronger?
Me: uuuuhh.....why?
white guy: Because TV sets are getting heavier!
*dead silence*
me: I don't think that's very funny.
white guy: Why not???
*girl and I are talking and skin color comes up somehow. I make some mention of her being dark-skinned*
girl: *flips from laughing to angry* Don't call me dark. (she's about a shade darker than Kelly Rowland)
me: Honey, what's wrong with being dark? You're beautiful.
girl: I AM NOT DARK-SKINNED, STOP SAYING THAT!!
me: No offense, but what other shade am I supposed to call you? You should be proud, your skin is gorgeous.
girl: I'm not dark, stop saying that! Just because I'm not light like you or have your hair...
me: What the hell are you talking about, all I do is put mine in a ponytail. You're the one who knows how to do hair. You can do more with your short haircut (it fell just below her ears) than I could ever do with mine, your hair is beautiful!
girl:MY HAIR IS NOT SHORT AND I AM NOT DARK!!! DON'T SAY THAT, GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!
Man...Some people just...dang.
Well, not exactly. I have never kicked anyone out of my room. 
Hybrid Mode
