Most Ignant thing you've heard in class/anywhere

[pinkies up]

A parent of a student of mine was complaining to me about one of the other teachers in my building. She looks at me with a serious face and says, I'm glad you're one of those good blacks, then proceeds to hug me.

Due to the smackdown she received, I am currently on house arrest and looking for another job. (ok, this part isn't true, but I was really close to smacking her @$$)