Sorositute

[SOPi_Jawbreaker]

Personally, I like to encourage the person to put his/her foot further into his/her mouth. Then announce that I'm a sorority member and watch him/her get embarrassed and try to backpedal. Like this one time, a guy was talking to me at a party. He said something about disliking frat boys and sorostitutes. So I was like, "Well, what exactly is it that you hate about them?" So I let him go off on this long rant, rattling off every stereotype about fraternity and sorority members. Then after he's done ranting, I go "You know I'm in a sorority, right?" He got flustered and quickly said "Oh, well, I'm sure you're different. I'm sure you're not like the typical sorority girl." So I said, "Well, according to you, all there is to sorority girls is wearing black pants, going out on the weekends, and spending tons of time with sorority sisters. Well, if that's all it takes, then I guess I'm just a typical sorority girl. Too bad, you'll never get to know the real me." And I walked away.