PrettyBoy, aren't you too old to be thinking of this?
I still can't figure out why Alphas always want to run down what Apes from Beta the Delta Founders dated or married.

Some even commit it to memory hoping to run across some Coleman Love-folk and throw it in our faces.

Why does it matter? If the Delta Founders had married the actual
founders of a fraternity, that may be worth noting. Other than that, their dating and marrying history is just that.
That's the only thing that makes me chuckle about this topic. Other than that, woopteydoo.