AKA GRADUATE CHAPETER VS. UNDERGRAD HELP!!!

[Velocity_14]

Originally Posted by AKA_Monet

She has the failure to blame everyone else for "her" own inadequacies, which is a sign of messageboard violent tendencies. Her outbursts for ill-framed questions caused confusions for those sincere in their efforts to assist her. Yet, she was belligerent in response to them. Improperly names those who assist her and belittles and abandons them thinking that no course of action is required. Feel threatened because she fabricates comments that she thinks are made toward her. Has a poor concept of reality, time and place. May be hallucinating. Has to scream her feelings toward others in grammatically incorrect profane language.

What is your diagnoses GC Doctor's?

Dr. AKA_Monet
GC Hospital Chief

Dr. AKA_Monet:

I would classify her illness as schizophrenia....a severe mental illness that falls in the catagory of schiemiel which exists of people who habitually fail. So sad...but true...

Dr. Velocity
1st Year Residency

[AKA_Monet]

Originally Posted by Velocity_14

Dr. AKA_Monet:

I would classify her illness as schizophrenia....a severe mental illness that falls in the catagory of schiemiel which exists of people who habitually fail. So sad...but true...

Dr. Velocity
1st Year Residency

Dr. Velocity,

Schiemiel? What's your evidence doctor? I need your differentials...

Dr. AKA_Monet
Reseach Scientist
GC Hospital Chief

[Velocity_14]

Originally Posted by AKA_Monet

Dr. Velocity,

Schiemiel? What's your evidence doctor? I need your differentials...

Dr. AKA_Monet
Reseach Scientist
GC Hospital Chief

Dr. AKA_Monet:

Based on the documentation of this thread, Ms. (or Mr.--you never know) Angelnside has displayed her/his inability to write a complete sentence or idea using standard verb-noun agreement. This indicates to me an obvious deformity to the right and left side of the brain to retain and use standard english. If my diagnosis is correct, Ms. (or Mr.) Anglenside must have failed a lot of classes. It just seems to be snowballing from here. I mean, when I opened my Scientific Webster's New Dictionary---it was the first medical term that I read and ironically Ms. (or Mr.) Angelnside's charts were there. I think it was a sign...

Dr. Velocity
1st Year Residency

[AKA_Monet]

Originally Posted by Velocity_14

Dr. AKA_Monet:

Based on the documentation of this thread, Ms. (or Mr.--you never know) Angelnside has displayed her/his inability to write a complete sentence or idea using standard verb-noun agreement. This indicates to me an obvious deformity to the right and left side of the brain to retain and use standard english. If my diagnosis is correct, Ms. (or Mr.) Anglenside must have failed a lot of classes. It just seems to be snowballing from here. I mean, when I opened my Scientific Webster's New Dictionary---it was the first medical term that I read and ironically Ms. (or Mr.) Angelnside's charts were there. I think it was a sign...

Dr. Velocity
1st Year Residency

Dr. Velocity,

Like I said to your colleage, Dr. Epchick, lack of coherency and script does not make a psychiatry disability of said subject. Upon presentation of said subject, was there stupor or rigeur as displayed in writing? Will we know academic achievement measures for said subject?

Please share with of the core, what the rest of subject's chart said?

I need the diagnosis so that AlexMack can mobilize the patient for a 72 hour hold...

Dr. AKA_Monet
Research Scientist
GC Hospital Chief

[Velocity_14]

Originally Posted by AKA_Monet

Dr. Velocity,

Like I said to your colleage, Dr. Epchick, lack of coherency and script does not make a psychiatry disability of said subject. Upon presentation of said subject, was there stupor or rigeur as displayed in writing? Will we know academic achievement measures for said subject?

Please share with of the core, what the rest of subject's chart said?

I need the diagnosis so that AlexMack can mobilize the patient for a 72 hour hold...

Dr. AKA_Monet
Research Scientist
GC Hospital Chief

The condition seems to be stupor in state. However, admissions reported inconsistencies of information provided by said subject. Unfortunately, we may never know achievement measures of said subject without confirming said subject's identity. Blood work returned negative indicating that said subject is not who they claim to be. It appears that said subject has high levels of imprudent dialogue and disconcerted reasoning. In simple terms, said subject has a case of stupidity.

Dr. Velocity
1st Year Residency

[AKA_Monet]

Originally Posted by Velocity_14

The condition seems to be stupor in state. However, admissions reported inconsistencies of information provided by said subject. Unfortunately, we may never know achievement measures of said subject without confirming said subject's identity. Blood work returned negative indicating that said subject is not who they claim to be. It appears that said subject has high levels of imprudent dialogue and disconcerted reasoning. In simple terms, said subject has a case of stupidity.

Dr. Velocity
1st Year Residency

Dr. Velocity,

Has blood work and forensic DNA eQTL identification been ordered and said subject's samples been examined for criminality match? Because I would not want said subject to be criminal danger to others, given that the possibility of 3rd tier delusional status.

I think based on yours and others rationale we request legal commitment for 72 hour hold by the municipality.



Who will sign as a witness for the hold? _______________________________

Dr. AKA_Monet
Research Scientist
GC Hospital Chief




AlexMack,

Can your EMTs, brace, track her till we are able to mobilize her to psych? We may have to intubate and cath her. She refuses to masticate and cannot properly defecates.

Dr. AKA_Monet

[AlexMack]

Originally Posted by AKA_Monet

Dr. Velocity,

Has blood work and forensic DNA eQTL identification been ordered and said subject's samples been examined for criminality match? Because I would not want said subject to be criminal danger to others, given that the possibility of 3rd tier delusional status.

I think based on yours and others rationale we request legal commitment for 72 hour hold by the municipality.



Who will sign as a witness for the hold? _______________________________

Dr. AKA_Monet
Research Scientist
GC Hospital Chief




AlexMack,

Can your EMTs, brace, track her till we are able to mobilize her to psych? We may have to intubate and cath her. She refuses to masticate and cannot properly defecates.

Dr. AKA_Monet

That is terminology I am unaware of but I am sure that is indeed something we can do that we use different jargon for.
Up here we call the involuntary psych hold a section 12. I am also compelled to point out that the only form of drug-testing we can do on scene is with narcan, which obviously doesn't count. We can only draw bloods for the hospital labs to test, in this case, stat.

Either way, we are prepared with soft restraints and our biggest paramedic.