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Old 09-21-2007, 12:44 AM
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Dr. Velocity,

Schiemiel? What's your evidence doctor? I need your differentials...

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Dr. AKA_Monet:

Based on the documentation of this thread, Ms. (or Mr.--you never know) Angelnside has displayed her/his inability to write a complete sentence or idea using standard verb-noun agreement. This indicates to me an obvious deformity to the right and left side of the brain to retain and use standard english. If my diagnosis is correct, Ms. (or Mr.) Anglenside must have failed a lot of classes. It just seems to be snowballing from here. I mean, when I opened my Scientific Webster's New Dictionary---it was the first medical term that I read and ironically Ms. (or Mr.) Angelnside's charts were there. I think it was a sign...

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Old 09-21-2007, 01:07 AM
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From a psychological perspective...

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Dr. AKA_Monet:

Based on the documentation of this thread, Ms. (or Mr.--you never know) Angelnside has displayed her/his inability to write a complete sentence or idea using standard verb-noun agreement. This indicates to me an obvious deformity to the right and left side of the brain to retain and use standard english. If my diagnosis is correct, Ms. (or Mr.) Anglenside must have failed a lot of classes. It just seems to be snowballing from here. I mean, when I opened my Scientific Webster's New Dictionary---it was the first medical term that I read and ironically Ms. (or Mr.) Angelnside's charts were there. I think it was a sign...

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Dr. Velocity,

Like I said to your colleage, Dr. Epchick, lack of coherency and script does not make a psychiatry disability of said subject. Upon presentation of said subject, was there stupor or rigeur as displayed in writing? Will we know academic achievement measures for said subject?

Please share with of the core, what the rest of subject's chart said?

I need the diagnosis so that AlexMack can mobilize the patient for a 72 hour hold...

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Old 09-21-2007, 01:37 AM
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Dr. Velocity,

Like I said to your colleage, Dr. Epchick, lack of coherency and script does not make a psychiatry disability of said subject. Upon presentation of said subject, was there stupor or rigeur as displayed in writing? Will we know academic achievement measures for said subject?

Please share with of the core, what the rest of subject's chart said?

I need the diagnosis so that AlexMack can mobilize the patient for a 72 hour hold...

Dr. AKA_Monet
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The condition seems to be stupor in state. However, admissions reported inconsistencies of information provided by said subject. Unfortunately, we may never know achievement measures of said subject without confirming said subject's identity. Blood work returned negative indicating that said subject is not who they claim to be. It appears that said subject has high levels of imprudent dialogue and disconcerted reasoning. In simple terms, said subject has a case of stupidity.

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Old 09-21-2007, 01:45 AM
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The condition seems to be stupor in state. However, admissions reported inconsistencies of information provided by said subject. Unfortunately, we may never know achievement measures of said subject without confirming said subject's identity. Blood work returned negative indicating that said subject is not who they claim to be. It appears that said subject has high levels of imprudent dialogue and disconcerted reasoning. In simple terms, said subject has a case of stupidity.

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Dr. Velocity,

Has blood work and forensic DNA eQTL identification been ordered and said subject's samples been examined for criminality match? Because I would not want said subject to be criminal danger to others, given that the possibility of 3rd tier delusional status.

I think based on yours and others rationale we request legal commitment for 72 hour hold by the municipality.



Who will sign as a witness for the hold? _______________________________

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AlexMack,

Can your EMTs, brace, track her till we are able to mobilize her to psych? We may have to intubate and cath her. She refuses to masticate and cannot properly defecates.

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Old 09-21-2007, 02:01 AM
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Dr. Velocity,

Has blood work and forensic DNA eQTL identification been ordered and said subject's samples been examined for criminality match? Because I would not want said subject to be criminal danger to others, given that the possibility of 3rd tier delusional status.

I think based on yours and others rationale we request legal commitment for 72 hour hold by the municipality.



Who will sign as a witness for the hold? _______________________________

Dr. AKA_Monet
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AlexMack,

Can your EMTs, brace, track her till we are able to mobilize her to psych? We may have to intubate and cath her. She refuses to masticate and cannot properly defecates.

Dr. AKA_Monet
That is terminology I am unaware of but I am sure that is indeed something we can do that we use different jargon for.
Up here we call the involuntary psych hold a section 12. I am also compelled to point out that the only form of drug-testing we can do on scene is with narcan, which obviously doesn't count. We can only draw bloods for the hospital labs to test, in this case, stat.

Either way, we are prepared with soft restraints and our biggest paramedic.
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Old 09-21-2007, 02:04 AM
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That is terminology I am unaware of but I am sure that is indeed something we can do that we use different jargon for.
Up here we call the involuntary psych hold a section 12. I am also compelled to point out that the only form of drug-testing we can do on scene is with narcan, which obviously doesn't count. We can only draw bloods for the hospital labs to test, in this case, stat.

Either way, we are prepared with soft restraints and our biggest paramedic.
Thanks Alex,

I'm okay with the stuff. Currently, at GC Hospital, we are working on the Californian psych rules-based medicine and there is a 72 hour involuntary hold as justified by Dr. Epchick and Dr. Velocity. My call is the patient is a danger to others as by her threats to do harm. Also patient is unruly and unkempt, suggestive of a 3rd tier delusional schizophrenic episode. I need a 50 mg of haloperidol I.V. with 0.9% full bag saline drip for a nice van ride.

Alex--She may need gagging... I am hitting my exhaustion by being on call for this case... Can you tell me when your folks are ready for the transfer?
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Old 09-21-2007, 02:19 AM
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Thanks Alex,

I'm okay with the stuff. Currently, at GC Hospital, we are working on the Californian psych rules-based medicine and there is a 72 hour involuntary hold as justified by Dr. Epchick and Dr. Velocity. My call is the patient is a danger to others as by her threats to do harm. Also patient is unruly and unkempt, suggestive of a 3rd tier delusional schizophrenic episode. I need a 50 mg of haloperidol I.V. with 0.9% full bag saline drip for a nice van ride.

Alex--She may need gagging... I am hitting my exhaustion by being on call for this case... Can you tell me when your folks are ready for the transfer?
I have a crew headed your way. Due to the nature of the patient, perhaps a priority 2 to the receiving facility? Lights and sirens?
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