Corrupt-A-Wish

[honeychile]

granted, but you sleep through two meetings and an important appointment.



I wish I had black or brown eyelashes.

[RU OX Alum]

granted but then your eyebrows turn platinum blonde

i wish i could find that spandau ballet LP

[Fleur de Lis]

Granted, but your record player is broken.

I wish I could snap my fingers and travel anywhere in the world.

[honeychile]

Granted, but you forget how to snap your fingers!


I wish Scotch Guard didn't smell so much!

[smiley21]

Granted, but you always have stains now because it is the smell that gets rid of them.


I wish my car was always perfectly clean.

[RU OX Alum]

granted, but then some one totals it, and you drive a shiny wrecked car

i wish my lease was ready

[ASUADPi]

granted, but it will be a three year lease that you can't break, even in death.


I wish that it was October break already!