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Originally Posted by StarFish106
We searched hard and long and found that long lost sperm and egg we were hiding. We are sorry but they wanted to play and when they get together and hear their theme song ('Ain't No Stoppin Us Now") we get a little excited. Last inventory check showed there may be a few left so we can't promise y'all nothing so don't be upset if baby Jennifer has a baby brother or sister next year. And to those that keep sending us care packages from Proctor and Gamble much obliged! Oh and whoever keeps sending the Trojans the kids love them as water ballons! They prefer the unlubricated ones, less likely to drop them
Signed
Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar
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Too freaking funny! I love this one!
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